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  4. At Last - The Coconut Dug Joke.

    in General Nonsense

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    No, it's a philosphical expose on the facile nature of religious dogma.

    PS he's no really alive, it's his ghost saying it (if you have to explain a joke, it's either not funny or the listener is too stupid to get it, mibbe it isnae funny, then again.....)

    It's definitely the 1st option....It's no funny.:)

  6. At Last - The Coconut Dug Joke.

    in General Nonsense

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    and.... a wee lad from Ferguslie, unemployed for years, finally gets a job cleaning in the Casino in The Big City. One day, one of the croupiers phones in sick, and the manager asks yir wee lad to stand in. Suddenly, he discovers his mojo, finds out it's what he was meant to do, wee bit of flash, jokes with the punters, makes loads of dough for his tables. As it happens an executive for a sister casino in Vegas is paying a visit, and tells yir man he's destined for the big time, takes him to Vegas where he discovers the streets are paved with gold. Every night, he leaves with a showgirl on his arm, plays golf at least three times a week, goes bass fishing at weekends, drives a vintage Ford Mustang, the world is his oyster. Then one night, as he's going down the marble steps with yet another Miss World contestant on his arm, he slips and breaks his neck. Broon breid, deid. Shipped back to Woodside for the funeral, the minister is stading over the coffin giving the eulogy, and finishes off with the lines..."Here lies our beloved brother, but we should not be sad, he is in a better place"..and from the coffin a very faint sound could be heard....

    Naw, ah'm f**kin' no!!!!

    So is the funny bit that he was still alive?

  7. The Cup Final Revisited

    in General St. Mirren Discussion

    Posted

    Like it or not, Jon Robertson's arse DID collapse when he was told he was starting at RB and pulled out.

    Whether Lennon wanted him out or not, he gave him a chance to show what he could do, and Robertson bottled it.[/quote

    Absolute nonsense he had an injury and like any sensible pro informed his manager of that , Danny wanted him out and got his wish , I am just highlighting the fact the john is a just one of a number of players that lennon signed then decided he wanted rid of

    Has it never crossed your mind that the boys not good enough for top flight football?

    Family friend so he must be a brilliant player!!

  12. Smfc-On This Day.....

    in General St. Mirren Discussion

    Posted

    1971.....League Cup QF 2nd Leg....A....Annfield.....Stirling Albion 0 SMFC 3 (Agg 0-5)

    We're all going to Hampden and it's not to see us playing Queens Park!!!

    http://stmirrenprogrammes.co.uk/StMirren/STM_Match_Details.php?Season=1971&GameID=1304

    I used to love going to Annfield.Big ground,big floodlights,dressing rooms in the Big House...there was something special about it.

    http://www.caledonianfc.co.uk/groundsfornostalgia/annfield.jpg

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