AndyBud

If only we had Eddie Malone at a time like this....He'd know what to do!

He's no Eddie Malone.

Got to be an alias...

I need to start watching UK Gold a bit more....

There's only one Bill Lees, One Bill Lees, There's only one Bill Lees......

Forget drinking pints of beer. Pints of absinth are the only true way to have a "fun-filled" evening!

You better close the thread down then!

Absolute classic film though rumour has it they are trying to remake it. IMO a big mistake. Thats almost as bad as re-making "The Italian Job" with Marky Mark!

Trainspotting Begbie: Did you bring the cards? Sick Boy: What? Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards! Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them. Begbie: It's f**king boring after a while without the cards. Sick Boy: I'm sorry. Begbie: Bit f**king late, like. Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them? Begbie: 'CAUSE I f**kING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS c**t!!! Sick Boy: ...Christ. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Renton: Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Begbie: That wee lassie got glassed, and no c**t leaves till I find out what c**t did it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Airplane Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker! Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Johnny: Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? [Hands him the weather briefing] Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- American Pie Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch. Finch: Single malt? Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goodfellas Henry Hill: What happened? Jimmy Conway: They whacked him. They f**king whacked him. I can't f**king believe it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Untouchables Eliot Ness: How do you do it then? Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rock John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this? Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best. John Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen!

My own personal favourite is from our great friend and former "star" Alex Bone. It was at Broomfield, The origianl one, when the aforementioned Mr Bone, who i believe hadn't scored in months and was getting pelters for being s***e strode up to take a penalty and ran to the support behind the goal..... Jumped into the crowd and celebrated like he had scored the golden goal in the World Cup Final! Twat

There is too much of an acceptance in this country that the rich should pay for the poor.

The argument is flawed. We have all been through education and it is the law for everyone to have attend school from and until a certain age. TV, despite the vast majority utilising it, is a form of entertainment. So I dont accept that the provision of decent tv is good for the community, like the way education is. Completely different parallels. TBH if the BBC cleaned up their act and provided a better service then I would be quite happy to keep the current structure. However it doesn't seem to be working. A perfect example of this is the number of sports which they now no longer show (due to other pay companies buying them), and in turn has made grandstand in to nothing more than a provisional sport show on a Saturday afternoon.

Well, the answer to that is that some of the licence money clearly does - all over the country. If the Beeb haven't yet sorted out any transmission probs in your area you should contact them - but all large organisations have to have priorities in these matters. But two points here - one, if you're shelling out for a satellite dish anyway (and presumably you're not doing that just to watch the Beeb), then it's not a problem for you. The equipment you use to receive the BBC shouldn't be a factor in you paying or not paying the license fee. And two, Analogue TV signals will be turned off in 8 years or so anyway, when we'll all (in theory) be digital. Why should the fact that I can afford sky mean I have to pay my licence fee. That is a totally absurd argument! I do pay it but I believe it is structured wrongly and the Beeb merely get away with it because they keep harping on about how unique a system it is. I pay for sky on a monthly basis and have rarely suffered any trouble with it. When I have they have sent someone out to fix it. However in other areas of customer service they could definately improve (but that is for another time). When I phone the BBC I get spun a long winded story about the tranmisttor yet nothing happens.

Couldn't disagree more. The TV license fee represents excellent value for money in funding the BBC as a public broadcasting organisation, particularly when you take into account the TV services, terrestrial and digital, the radio stations, and possibly the best and busiest internet pages in the world. Sky is mostly full of crap. If you don't value British televison and the BBC - and the unique way it is funded throught the license fee - then go to America and watch their TV for any length of time and see what a nightmare broadcasting left to unrestricted market forces would become. I dont think thats what TL was trying to state. I, like TL, have to watch BBC through my sky dish as the signal is far better. Surely some of our licence money could go to improving the signal quality.

Why should someone who has obviously made a success of themselves pay for others who haven't. Stop moaning and pay your council tax!

It was indeed....

I take it you got Kazaa, then? Nope....this was an under the counter job at the local 8 till late....

I watched some french film the other night, which had a guy bludgeoned to death, very graphically in the first scene.....with a fire Extinguisher! There was then a 9 minute rape scene....now in some films, it might be said by some (of course not me!), that a rape scene might be quite titillating......However this was so graphic that I actually had to switch the film off! If i eventually remember the name of the film, i will pass it on to the deviant forum members such as Pompey and Stu!

There must've been a very large contingent of paisley folk at that particular game, as I was there with 3 others!

I remember that game....All the players were meant to be under 18 and every one of the Saudias had fully grown facial hair and the wife & weans in the stand! That was also meant to be Scotland's dream team of the future which was going to get us to world cup after world cup! We really are gullible, arent we!!

1. Tony Yeboah v Wimbledon for Leeds a few years back in the EPL! 2. Trevor Sinclair overhead kick for QPR in the 1st division 3. Cantona chip from edge of the box in EPL v Sunderland with the keeper about 2 yards off his line (the celebration after was also immense!) 4. Cantona v Sheffield Utd (league cup) when he dragged the ball through from behind him with his heel and smashed it home with a volley 5. J.Hewitt at love Street against falkirk....400 passes, rings run round the defence and the "mong" shown their place in Scottish football!

"I think I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!"

Plus Project: Alf was on the other day....An instant classic, despite the lead character always being behind some kind of object. i.e. car, table, another person etc..

Yet again our board of directors come across as truly having the club at heart and seeking the best possible future for us..... Good luck to them!

One of my lottery winner fantasies if I get the six numbers is to buy a comfortable car, then just to take as much time as I need to explore the whole of the UK, rolling into town and stopping overnight at the best hotel, regardless of expense. The idea is to go wherever you feel like it, to see as much as possible of the unusual, the beautiful and even the ugly, to meet people, and so forth, without any particular plan or itinerary. Then I might do the same thing again for another country. Funny that...if I won the lottery I'd get pished, gamble and look at naked burds!