jimdickloyal

Any restrictions regarding religion.......?

Now now Bill.....you stick to the jokes

Couldn't make this as on the bus on the way up somebody left a jobbie in the back seat and we had to turn back. I wasn't bothered but the jobbie winked at me when I barred him from our bus, him a member tae.

Are cafflick headmasters welcome...;-)

As long as they dont touch up children and then hide behind a nazi!

I CANNAE GO!!!!!!

aye i'll go! oh thats right i cannae (insert sticky oot tongue smiley)

What's cooking?

I'lll attend, my sex change has been postponed

There'll be plenty of talk about old Football Strips and White Dog doo...no need to worry!! Plus I've still to hear this joke about a "Coconut Dug"???

HHIBSS must think it's always end of season.....

With 10 players to be replaced its going to rumour tastic!!!

Awe talk and nae action.

God is a DJ

I really don't think god, if he exists, is a DJ, here's a red dot.

haha - what did i tell you John - two drinks and back up the feckin road!!! He's passed oot on the couch! Kenny Blair was asking for ye - we were trying to phone ye but Bill was guarding his fone like it was gold haha. Gaun for a drink the morra at half 12 in JB's if ye wannae get them/us - I'm due a drink or 10 to make up for the nite!

No day time drinking for me today.Off to chop down a tree for xmas :)Then there'll be the xmas decos,a few family visits and let's not forget Morrisons or ASDA around 4pm.Lots of brownie points there so I may just venture into town at night.

Ah fair enough I've done the deco's and took the tree oot the box and plugged it in! I'm going to have a big glass of red soon :-)

Of course! Duh @ me!! I love Women's Football... Patrizia Panico...just search for her...Mmmmmmm!!!!

Aye it did, he's hame.

And I'm pished!

Usual half can of Kestral?

Sounds like a job for Mr Panda if Faraway Saint will give him the night off.

Done.

can tell ur a detective dougie lol

As least I cared Bill!

Thanks...xxxxxxxx

Think of it as your doing you bit for care in the community, these people need your help. ;)

All the best posters have negative reputations!

Naw they don't, well, no right now. ;)

Whit ?

No he wouldn't Billy fits into the type of striker he prefers, non scoring.

You were saying santap?

Get your new pal to watch it for you...............

You wouild know about that Bill