jimdickloyal

Is loitering no longer an offence ?

ACAB!

Poor misunderstood Billyg!

You are a strange on Kendo.

*one

alias smith and jones

But you promised ............ I've got it in writing. We could go for a pint tonight and celebrate our nations victory.

Aye okay, when we win the Scottish Cup again.

1926 prices

Thanks shull, to think that there are some on here who think you are miserable. You have shown that you do have a kind heart.

My age , haw haw. You've got the brain of a 3 year old

a know stcks and stones

Ah Gray...there you go with the personal stuff again......unable to rise above it!

Sorry, did I tell you about.........;)

Thanks Gary. Faraway, not any old duffer could have played it with the perfection that I did!

Obviously, your detailed report was world class. ;)

Awe talk and nae action.

God is a DJ

I really don't think god, if he exists, is a DJ, here's a red dot.

haha - what did i tell you John - two drinks and back up the feckin road!!! He's passed oot on the couch! Kenny Blair was asking for ye - we were trying to phone ye but Bill was guarding his fone like it was gold haha. Gaun for a drink the morra at half 12 in JB's if ye wannae get them/us - I'm due a drink or 10 to make up for the nite!

No day time drinking for me today.Off to chop down a tree for xmas :)Then there'll be the xmas decos,a few family visits and let's not forget Morrisons or ASDA around 4pm.Lots of brownie points there so I may just venture into town at night.

Ah fair enough I've done the deco's and took the tree oot the box and plugged it in! I'm going to have a big glass of red soon :-)

How do you know US?

i know jim, dick!

And know shawl, whoever your alias is, tried to send me a trojan, tuf luck bawbag

Think of it as your doing you bit for care in the community, these people need your help. ;)

All the best posters have negative reputations!

Naw they don't, well, no right now. ;)

Saturday - 2,000 Buddies many of them fair weather.

Wednesday - 400 Buddies all hard core.

If you'd rather stay in than go to watch the Saints then you can fook off!!!

Being unemployed must be great, you get to go to every game and all your tickets are paid by me, the honest hard working tax payer ;)

1,600 do not agree with Scottd

can tell ur a detective dougie lol

As least I cared Bill!

Thanks...xxxxxxxx

Poor Div

I find myself wandering roon with a woolly bunnet looking as though I'm trying to impersonate a condom...

That's yer rubber bunnet ya nugget.

What isn't? That you werenae at the game...?

Good point Bluto, I guess that that from now on everything will be Danny's fault.

erm well he is the manager that picks the team and organises the formation etc etc or have I missed something?

There'll be plenty of talk about old Football Strips and White Dog doo...no need to worry!! Plus I've still to hear this joke about a "Coconut Dug"???

HHIBSS must think it's always end of season.....

With 10 players to be replaced its going to rumour tastic!!!

aye i'll go! oh thats right i cannae (insert sticky oot tongue smiley)

What's cooking?

I'lll attend, my sex change has been postponed

You were saying santap?

Get your new pal to watch it for you...............

You wouild know about that Bill

My cat's got loads.

Try the local cemetery?

It's the local maternity ward you need to try. Cemetries are full of dead people.

Aye it did, he's hame.

And I'm pished!

Usual half can of Kestral?

Are cafflick headmasters welcome...;-)

As long as they dont touch up children and then hide behind a nazi!

I CANNAE GO!!!!!!

Any restrictions regarding religion.......?

Now now Bill.....you stick to the jokes

Couldn't make this as on the bus on the way up somebody left a jobbie in the back seat and we had to turn back. I wasn't bothered but the jobbie winked at me when I barred him from our bus, him a member tae.

While I didn't expect any big name signings I had hoped we could have managed some new blood from somewhere, been a non-event.

can't be any midgets on the transfer lists

We did get Goodwin.

So dae a lot of perverts!!!!!

no need to confess willie

Cheers!

Sounds like a job for Mr Panda if Faraway Saint will give him the night off.

Done.

It's dry, here.

LOL

Oh you'll need to work it out haha

Well, could be ........................ ;)