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More..... 1) Grotbags (big fat geen witch) 2) Trapdoor (whats in the Trapdoor, trapdoor) 3) Rent a ghost (that was great) 4) Button Moon (we're off to Button moon with Mr Spoon, Tina T Spoon was a babe) 5) Raw Hide (was on every sunday, shortly after the waltons ((see above)) and featured a young Clint Eastwood)

Thought of more 1) Sport Billy (used to carry about a bag and sort out folks problems with sporting equipment) 2) The cities of Gold (animated thingmae, someone found a lost city, sort of Tomb Raider gets terrorised by Inca's) 3) The Smurfs (class) 4) Brainiac (not a cult show yet but will be if Richard Hammond doesnae get better) 5) Rainbow (up above the streets and houses)

1) CHiPS (1980's California Highway Patrol with Ponch and Baker, pure class) 2) TJ Hooker (He could throw his baton at bad guys and trip them up) 3) The Waltons (used to be on a Sunday morning throughout my late teens and early twenties....best hangover cure in the world) 4) The A Team (I love it when a plan comes together, you crazy fool and suchlike) 5) The littlest Hobo (you cant not like this, best song ever)

I would, then I would brag about it!

Get rid of this....... Get this wee wee shifted!

Who wrote that? sounds good, is it scratch and sniff?

Just back from holiday there and I read Unscathed by Major Phil Ashby bloody great book

A few years back I was in Tenerife with my best mate. After the usual drunken night, falling back to the apartment around 08:00 hrs, I slept until mid morning deciding to make my way to the Pool to finish my sleep (and get a tan), thus leaving my friend alone and asleep in the apartment. After a couple of hours I gave up on the idea and returned to the apartment, only to find my mate pulling the head off of it furiously with his eyes closed. I slowly backed out of the apartment, re-entering a few seconds later having made lots of noise so that he wouldnt know that I had caught him. I kept my secret for the rest of that day, however that evening we were in Linekers bar and I was in the toilet having a pee pee. Just at that moment the DJ appeared beside me using the adjacent urinal and he struck up a conversation. Being drunk I decided to relay my earlier findings before returning to the bar and resumed my drinking/letching. The DJ returned to his station and made the following announcement "Do we have a Mr N*** ****** in da house. My mate shouts "thats me" and in front of a packed pub the DJ gets him to take to the stage. Once on the stage, with the whole pub paying attention, the DJ announces "Your mate caught you wanking today in the Alexander apartments". Ach it still makes me laugh anyway!

Spunkbucket Jizz monkey Whores handbag ladyboys crotch slack fannied bint

Yes because Rothesay saint is really imaginative

Nice

[recently invited by my boyfriends best pals and really looking forward to it. Hope your a girl!

Newcastle (was their recently, I think they quarry 4 ft dyed blondes with white stilleto's and mini skirts - pure class) Liverpool (wee scouser burds always talk to you cos of your accent) Edinburgh (especially during the festival) Inverness (really good night out) and finally ......... Amsterdam (the window shopping is great!!!!!!!!!!!)

And again I dont have a clue what your talking about sounds interesting though

Just wanted to say that I dont have a clue what your talking about, sounds interesting though!

1) Ladyboy 2) Wankers Hankie 3) big bag of sceptic pish 4) big bag of wind and pish 5) cock hungry monster

1) caught masturbating by Granny 2) Shitting ones self on holiday in Benidorm 3) When your drunk and you think your invisible and you fire into the ugliest burd in Viennas ach thats all I can think of!

Debbie does Dallas

1) no mean city 2) We were soldiers once and young (made into the Mel Gibson film"we were soldiers" 3) Dictionary 4) Band of Brothers 5) Quite ugly one morning (Chris Brookmyre, think he's a bud)

The simpsons Futurama Family guy Soccer Am Malcolm in the middle

Had a varied week 1) Hurt - Johnny Cash (its really good) 2) Valerie - The Zutons 3) Cut my hair - The who 4) Whiter Shade of Pale - The box tops 5) Monster - The automatic As I said a varied week

1 - www.blackandwhitearmy.com - I know, but i spend too much time on here 2 - www.Thehun.com - free porn, what more can I say 3 - www.bored.com - really good if your fed up, you'll find stuff to pass the time etc 4 - www.S1play.co.uk If your taking a burd oot its really handy for looking up times for the pictures and pish like that 5 - www.5pm.co.uk Cheap food! Its now 03:00hrs and im writing pish like this......

I did that, thats where I got my porn collection!

Need to get with the times, its all I-pods these days!

1) Viennas (make sure she has her own teeth) 2) Fury's on a Thursday 3) Fury's on a sunday actually thats it, I need to get out more!