These aren't necessarily my top five,or are in any particular order,but they all made me smile.
1.Junior Mendes at Raith Rovers in 1999/2000.
The most happy I've ever been inside a football stadium.Incredible scenes.
2.Paul McKnight against Falkirk a couple of weeks later.
I was in the black section of the main stand,and I had an absolute twat of a Falkirk fan sitting right behind me.It turned out that he was actually an ex-player,and he was a wee loudmouthed c*nt who was doing his best to antagonise everyone around him.It would be an understatement to say that I turned into 'King Smugbassa,ruler of the Smugites from planet Smug,and perpetrator of much smugness',when McKnight struck.
3.Gardner Speirs' last minute penalty against Dundee Utd at Love Street around 1987.
There was a mass exodus of wee guys (including me) from the northbank as we crowded round behind the goal for a better view,then tried to spot ourselves on telly the next day.Those were the days. ;)
4.Johnny McMillan at Dens Park around 1996ish.
We'd led for nearly the whole game,but Chic Charnley scored a sneaky equaliser for Dundee.We thought we had to settle for a point until there was a hilarious defensive mix-up between the centre half and their French 'keeper Michel Pageud which left McMillan with the ball at his feet,six yards from the open goal.It all happened right in front of the travelling support too.
5.Mark Yardley at Cappielow this season.
We'd been hearing about what the tail o' the bankers were going to do to us ever since the draw had been made.They were so sure they were going to do us over.I read a thread on the Morton forum where they were all discussing the vast sums of money they had bet on a Morton win. They were even more confident when we lost 4-0 at home and sacked our manager the week before we played them.They went 2-0 up and the cowshed were giving it laldy.Even when we pulled it back to 2-2 they couldn't have imagined the final insult that was in store.Mark Yardley,the man they love to hate,who was in the worst shape of his entire career, waltzed through their defence like John Barnes in the Maracana to well and truly ram Morton's bravado where the sun don't shine.Superb stuff.