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  4. Scams - E-mail, text, calls

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    Ok bully [mention=328]salmonbuddie[/mention], we're back on track.
    I'll e-mail them then introduce you as the muscle in my company, that will scare them a bit.
    Thank you for your kind mail.

    The name of the product is "Beryllium Adhesive Compound (CDS)"

    Beryllium Adhesive Compound (CDS), is obtained from sulfonation of 
    base oil, neutralized by Sodium Hydroxide. The Product mainly works as 
    a Surface Active Agent, Emulsification & Dispersion of Liquids, 
    Wetting & Dispersion of Liquid – Solid System, Inhibition of Rust & 
    Corrosion, Dispersion & Wetting of Solids.

    It is your duty as the contractor to source for capable manufacturers 
    of this product, but note we have been recommended to a company in 
    Turkey. called "Cihangir chemicals (www.cihangirchemicals.com)" as a 
    good manufacturer of this product.

    I advise you contact the manufacturer and request for the product 
    specifications data which you will send to the contract department for 
    a technical test and approval. Upon approval of your product 
    specification data, our company contract department will send to you 
    our company shipping address, for you to send your product sample.

    Let me inform you that you are about to establish a business 
    relationship with one of the top processing Oil company in the United 
    States and our company Devon  Energy Corporation.(USA) is a cooperate 
    organization, therefore i will advise you to always present yourself 
    well as you communicate with the contract department and refer your 
    questions to me for more clarification because from the position I 
    occupy and many years working with our company Devon  Energy 
    Corporation.(USA), it will be unprofessional of me to introduce a non 
    capable person to handle this contract but I strongly believe you can 
    fulfill this project. Please note that I will lay a good 
    recommendation to you to our company contract department.

    I urge you to kindly Forward your RESUME/CV as soon as possible to the 
    contact information below to apply officially for this position to our 
    company Devon  Energy Corporation.(USA). Please Let the contract 
    department know that you are directed by me, MR. Glen Maynard.

    CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Mike Dionisio (Senior Vice President-Supply Chain 
    and Marketing, Operations and Systems Optimization)

    POSITION: Four Years Contract Project Supply.

    OFFICE ADDRESS: 333 West Sheridan Avenue, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73102-5015.

    EMAIL: [email protected]

    Tel:  +1 (806) 589-2513

    As soon as our contract department gets an email from you together 
    with your CV/RESUME. You would be sent the contract MOU/Agreement for 
    you to study, sign and return if you are satisfied with the contract 
    terms and conditions. The contract MOU would explain more about the 
    contract.

    Note that according to our legal department, all communication 
    regarding this contract has to be by mail, so it can be used to quote 
    as a fact in future. You have to highlight all your questions by mail.

    Always "CC" me your communication with our contract department for advice.

    I await to see your CC message to our company contract department.


    Best Regards.
    Mr. Glen Maynard
    Vice President, ESG and EHS Devon Energy Corporations
     
    Sounds good, but I'm a bit worried about the double post. If you get haufers then haufers again, it means I only get a quarter. Don't mind you getting a wee bit extra as a finder's fee but that seems excessive - how about 52.5/47.5?

  6. Scams - E-mail, text, calls

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    If you go haufers on the investment I'll ask them to contact you.
    Here's MY bank details.....................I'll confirm the amount they are asking for as soon as they contact me. 
    S/C 00 00 00
    Acc No 987654321
     


    If you go haufers on the investment I'll ask them to contact you.
    Here's MY bank details.....................I'll confirm the amount they are asking for as soon as they contact me. 
    S/C 00 00 00
    Acc No 987654321
     
    It wisnae that good...

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  7. Scams - E-mail, text, calls

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    Posted

    I'm currently toying with another Muppet who has promised me a fantastic deal....................although their does seem to be a request coming for some cash from me. [emoji38]
    Quite a few flaws in their story, one being it's just past 3:00am in the USA where this magnificent company/offer is based. :hammer
    BENEFITS AS A CONTRACTOR: (1) Monthly Flight allowance from your 
    current location to manufacturer's factory for goods inspection will 
    be paid by Devon Energy
    Corporation(USA).

    (2) You will be paid a Contractor establishment fee of $350,000.00 
    (Three Hundred and Fifty thousand United States Dollars) for the four 
    years contract. The establishment fee of $350,000.00 is geared towards 
    facilitating you to establish an office in any country of your choice 
    or your home country. Note that our Company will pay you this fee 
    immediately they received your product sample.

    (3) You will earn $5.00 on each liter as your working commission

    (4) You will be earning $50,000 as monthly salary (Note that our 
    company will increase your salary by 5% yearly)

    (5) You are also entitled to Accommodation Allowance in any country of 
    your choice or your home country.

    (6) An Official Car from Devon Energy Corporation(USA) (Newest 2019 
    Toyota Land Cruiser) will be given to you for your official use.
    Send it on to me if you don't want it, looks like a fabulous deal - almost too good to be true.

    Hang on...

    [emoji846]

  8. Lockdown - Benefits

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    As we, fingers crossed, come close to the end of flippin lockdowns, what have been, if any, benefits over the last 15 months?
    I'm honestly struggling to see any real improvements to life in general. 
    Cut my commute to work from 45 minutes (each way) to around 5s from kitchen (coffee!) to back room. Saved a few quid on car running costs.

  12. The Politics Thread

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    Posted

    There was nothing anti English in what she said. Anti Tory and anti right wing, yes, but not anti English.


    Is it because, well, ye ken, the Torygraph is really just an English paper, for English people (like a local shop, for local people) and therefore anyone who reads it is OBVIOUSLY English.

    [emoji848]

  14. Coronavirus

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    Posted

    With the vaccinations numbers racking up it's looking like the majority of cases are exactly those who haven't had their jag.
    I'd guess the conspiracy theory king, [mention=5595]saintnextlifetime[/mention] would be in that bracket.
    [mention=4199]oaksoft[/mention] done a complete 360, no surprise, after calling people who had it and wanted it guinea pigs.
    Anyone else still to have their first jag? 
    Got my 2nd today, fully microchipped and feeling better for it.

    [emoji846]

  16. Coronavirus

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    Covid Vaccination Passports now available free from NHS Scotland if required. [emoji106]

    Screenshot_20210519-152222_Chrome.thumb.jpeg.148ae5dd902b8c0e30dd3119a4864e24.jpeg53314566_Screenshot_20210519-152238_Chrome2.thumb.jpeg.bf032652fe70172c387df13d1f85408a.jpeg
    You seem to be well informed about these things @Cookie Monster, any idea how they work the queue, is it your practice that decides the order?

    My missus is 7 months younger than me and doesn't have any underlying listed health conditions (I'm diabetic) but she had her first before me and gets her second on Sunday while I'm still waiting to hear. The only thing I can think of is that my diabetes has been ignored by whoever decides (it's well controlled) and it's being done in alphabetical order (we're not married, her surname's D, mine M).

    I'm not bothered, just curious.

    ETA just logged in and my second jag is a week on Sunday

  17. Slarti Takes Over the Internet

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    Posted

    Didn't want to pollute the Coronavirus thread any more than it's already been polluted but apropos one of the non-covid related posts in there I think we should be getting worried...

     

    First this from Slarti:

     

    Yep, I didn't realise that my thoughts had a squeaky voice and were in Swahili.

     

    Then this happens:

     

    https://www.techradar.com/news/windows-10-hit-by-weird-audio-bugs-including-a-random-high-pitched-squeak

     

    Coincidence or Twilight Zone? You decide...

     

    [emoji846]

  21. Coronavirus

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    Posted

    I know it was a joke. I was asking him to explain it. Thanks for stepping in though. Another valuable contribution from you. [emoji38]
    Another Peter Weir moment from the leg-end that is the oxter. That's almost word for word what I expected your reply to be, thanks for being such a predictable figure of fun.

    Incidentally, I left you an open goal and you completely van Vossened it.

  22. Coronavirus

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    Posted

    2nd jab coming next week.
    Can't wait.
    Get that AZ or Pfizery goodness inside me now.
    Hope the microchip they inject into me reboots faster than the one they gave me with the first jab. The internet signal was a nightmare. No facebook, no twitter.... Get it sorted Bill.
    We all owe a huge debt of gratitude to the brilliant scientists across the world who created these vaccines so quickly and essentially ended serious illness and deaths amongst those who have had their jabs. That has been the greatest achievement since the discovery of penicillin.
    Plus having that extra hand you grow helps you type faster [emoji1303]
    I must be foggy on drugs or something but I have no idea what you mean.
    Oh ffs, oaky, it's an attempt at a humerous response to your first attempt at a humerous post, don't read things into it that aren't there. Again...
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