salmonbuddie

He lives his life on Twitter, that's funny. 

Could someone stop posters (yes, you, shull) polluting this thread with political shite, please, there's a separate thread for it.

Could someone stop posters (yes, you, shull) polluting this thread with political shite, please, there's a separate thread for it.

Wrong thread, not even close to funny...the first one in particular has no place on a St Mirren forum.

Wrong thread, not even close to funny...the first one in particular has no place on a St Mirren forum.

Are you sure? I thought I seen him this morning when drinking my coffee. He was hanging around with another strange dude.
 

Nice to see so many on here turning the other cheek, that Jesus fella was on to something...

Nice to see so many on here turning the other cheek, that Jesus fella was on to something...

I can only  recall big Peter God…

Apparently I've to respond to this thread.

Ok.

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So...having waded through the shite, is it fair to come to the conclusion that the virus is the sky fairy's fault? Thank f**k, takes the pressure off China.

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Yip.
It would seem that we've been injuriously smitten by god. 

So...having waded through the shite, is it fair to come to the conclusion that the virus is the sky fairy's fault? Thank f**k, takes the pressure off China.

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Isn't there a "religious freaks" thread for this pish? 

It wisnae that good...

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Just as well the pubs are open so I can drown my sorrows, then - I'm outta here!

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How about.................
On 2nd thoughts maybe you aren't designed for this big business venture.
You're drapped. 

Sounds good, but I'm a bit worried about the double post. If you get haufers then haufers again, it means I only get a quarter. Don't mind you getting a wee bit extra as a finder's fee but that seems excessive - how about 52.5/47.5?

Ok bully @salmonbuddie, we're back on track.
I'll e-mail them then introduce you as the muscle in my company, that will scare them a bit.
Thank you for your kind mail.

The name of the product is "Beryllium Adhesive Compound (CDS)"

Beryllium Adhesive Compound (CDS), is obtained from sulfonation of 
base oil, neutralized by Sodium Hydroxide. The Product mainly works as 
a Surface Active Agent, Emulsification & Dispersion of Liquids, 
Wetting & Dispersion of Liquid – Solid System, Inhibition of Rust & 
Corrosion, Dispersion & Wetting of Solids.

It is your duty as the contractor to source for capable manufacturers 
of this product, but note we have been recommended to a company in 
Turkey. called "Cihangir chemicals (www.cihangirchemicals.com)" as a 
good manufacturer of this product.

I advise you contact the manufacturer and request for the product 
specifications data which you will send to the contract department for 
a technical test and approval. Upon approval of your product 
specification data, our company contract department will send to you 
our company shipping address, for you to send your product sample.

Let me inform you that you are about to establish a business 
relationship with one of the top processing Oil company in the United 
States and our company Devon  Energy Corporation.(USA) is a cooperate 
organization, therefore i will advise you to always present yourself 
well as you communicate with the contract department and refer your 
questions to me for more clarification because from the position I 
occupy and many years working with our company Devon  Energy 
Corporation.(USA), it will be unprofessional of me to introduce a non 
capable person to handle this contract but I strongly believe you can 
fulfill this project. Please note that I will lay a good 
recommendation to you to our company contract department.

I urge you to kindly Forward your RESUME/CV as soon as possible to the 
contact information below to apply officially for this position to our 
company Devon  Energy Corporation.(USA). Please Let the contract 
department know that you are directed by me, MR. Glen Maynard.

CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Mike Dionisio (Senior Vice President-Supply Chain 
and Marketing, Operations and Systems Optimization)

POSITION: Four Years Contract Project Supply.

OFFICE ADDRESS: 333 West Sheridan Avenue, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73102-5015.

EMAIL: [email protected]

Tel:  +1 (806) 589-2513

As soon as our contract department gets an email from you together 
with your CV/RESUME. You would be sent the contract MOU/Agreement for 
you to study, sign and return if you are satisfied with the contract 
terms and conditions. The contract MOU would explain more about the 
contract.

Note that according to our legal department, all communication 
regarding this contract has to be by mail, so it can be used to quote 
as a fact in future. You have to highlight all your questions by mail.

Always "CC" me your communication with our contract department for advice.

I await to see your CC message to our company contract department.


Best Regards.
Mr. Glen Maynard
Vice President, ESG and EHS Devon Energy Corporations
 

This is moving very quickly, maybe it's not a scam. 
Just e-mailed them a "doctored" CV, added several fake company names just for fun. 
Just checked, Oklahoma is 6 hours behind in time, almost 5:00am, they start early over there. 

Reported, bully. 

It wisnae that good...

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If you go haufers on the investment I'll ask them to contact you.
Here's MY bank details.....................I'll confirm the amount they are asking for as soon as they contact me. 
S/C 00 00 00
Acc No 987654321
 

Send it on to me if you don't want it, looks like a fabulous deal - almost too good to be true.

Hang on...

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Cut my commute to work from 45 minutes (each way) to around 5s from kitchen (coffee!) to back room. Saved a few quid on car running costs.