[Play Mehmet]

You're just being silly McGinty isn't fit enough yet.

Big Billy was more effective than Sutton and Coco the clown put together yesterday!

[Play Mehmet]

Quite possibly the worst limerick I wish I'd never read.

Don't give up the day job - unless it's limerick writing.

cheers folks that took me ages too!

[Play Mehmet]

Billy Mehmet then...

There was a young striker called Mehmet

Who stuggled and to hit the goalnet

Drew feels he should get a chance

I wouldnae gie him a second glance

He needs ditched or we'll be doon in a moment

[Play Mehmet]

So I've had fanny, fud, prat and tosser from you and your wee pal. Nice! I reckon you must be two tough guys. I'll certainly be keeping my distance whenever I'm at LS and see a couple of Burberry-wearing slopeheads approaching.

Here was me thinking that interfering with yourself excessively resulted in impairment in your sight...you're living proof that is actually your cognitive functioning that gets blunted.

OK Drew you win my dictionary is kept in my bedroom and I don't want to wake my wife therefore I can't check what you are getting at by 'cognitive functioning' brainbox.

However, my point is that you don't need to be Einstein to enjoy the beautiful game of football and you don't need to have a huge IQ to get into Love Street on a Saturday. We are all on here to give our honest opinions and my opinion is worth as much as yours even if you have more qualifications than the accounts of ENRON. So GIRFUY

[Play Mehmet]

You his wee brother then?

Oh...and you'll find that it's buddie (with an ie).

Me?...pompous? How VERY dare you!

1) Naw man

2) For the purpose of an informal forum I will spell anythin' anyway I want

3) Yes I think pompous is spot on, u appear 2 b the type of tosser that would call a shovel an 'earth moving implement'! Oh how very dare me

[Play Mehmet]

I'm truly humbled by your articulate and erudite response Sir. I know when I'm a beaten man.

No need for that JJ was only expressing his opinion ur agressive comment sparked that so you deserved it! Take you 20 hours to swallow a dictionary you pompous prat?

Anyway Mehmet is rubbish he has had 18 months as a buddy and not offered enough at any time during that period.