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Status Updates posted by Kendo

  1. It's April 1st again.

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    2. insaintee

      insaintee

      is covered with pimples?

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Roll on April 30th.

    4. shull

      shull

      I'm going tae the Cinema that day

  2. We need a break from constant and never ending misery.

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    2. Kendo
    3. shull

      shull

      April the 1st and his shidders are sair. Are we selt yet ?

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      I have broad shooders.

  3. It's tomorrow, today at last and the sun is shining.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Dykebar material..........dry oot again............

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      Leave Oaks alone we are working on a time machine together.

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Send him back to the last game he went to............that'll be some a test for the time machine lol

  4. Not long until it's tomorrow at last.

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      That was yesterday.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Today's the day, now all the twats can find something else to greet about.......

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      Tomorrow is here at last.

  5. I see shull the trumpeter is speaking to himself once more.

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    2. saintnextlifetime

      saintnextlifetime

      It is actually , Toots and the MAYTALS , ffs. .

    3. insaintee

      insaintee

      Shut up ya trumpet

    4. saintnextlifetime

      saintnextlifetime

      Bog off ya tulip . .

  6. Only 9 weeks or so till April 1st

  7. I've sailed the 7 oceans can anyone think of anything else that has 7 that is symbolic

  8. tick tock

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    2. shull

      shull

      Everybody is celebrating the launching of the new strip.

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      How many have you bought?

    4. shull

      shull

      Buying one soon.

  9. How come elvis manages to get so many people all shook up on here?

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I need to spend a penny.............cheeribye.

    3. shull

      shull

      Even i wid spend a penny quicker.

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      That's taking it too far

  10. Mr TC has waved cheerio to Gowser. lots and lots of wet pants

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Unlike you...........

    3. Kendo
    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      who pulls so hard his head almost falls off...........;)

  11. what a load of

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Did you wallop the cod?

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      No I was beating my drum

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Reported, sexual innuendo in the extreme, ya w*****r.

  12. really excited about the run in. Bring it on

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    2. BaldyOzBud

      BaldyOzBud

      No free rollercoaster?

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      you cant be excited now

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      Correct Tom, totally depressed. Someone forgot to excite the players.

  13. total disaster day

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Lost in space obviously.

    3. JJ McG

      JJ McG

      not a total disasater, I won 100 quid

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      You won money on disaster day, shame on you

  14. The forum will be lively tomorrow, all the camps will be taking up their positions ready to pounce.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Have you read some of the posts? Gloating, I was right, blah blah blah. Shameful

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      Yes but they are hurting. Just the same as you and I are.

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Your powers are on fire, able to tell "they" are hurting. Me, I'm concerned. My shoulder IS hurting, so you called that kind off right.

  15. All of a sudden the world seems to be a better place

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Will you be my pal as I'm bending over backwards.......oooops. he he he

    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Mrs Brown is on tonight and Djemba Djemba has signed.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Just watched Mrs Brown......"That's nice"

  16. I can't take much Mair.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Mair and Mair aliases.....

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Oh, who's the brother that ran away.......boo hoo right enough, must be a family thing he he he

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Mair disappearing comments......hehehe, must be upset hahaha

  17. Drip,drip, drip

    1. Kendo

      Kendo

      Yes, pampers needed.

    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Don't know about drip drip but someone's getting a bit hot and bothered. Thanks for the updates, hilarious he thinks I'm reading his shite.

  18. got ripped off with a taxi driver first thing this new year

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Let me get out first.......

    3. shull

      shull

      You should've taken his number and reported him. Dinnae let the thieving cnuts away with it. The fares are expensive enough at this time of the year.

    4. buddiecat

      buddiecat

      always annoys me, taxi drivers dont have to work on new year/christmas days, but the fare goes up - are the roads lengthened at this time of year ? they are self employed and have a choice of when to work. biggest feckin rip off ever

  19. just saw a taxi driver do a three point turn

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    2. shull
    3. shull

      shull

      Ahm no paying for anything ..........

    4. bluto

      bluto

      After the 3 point turn, did the Cabbie traverse towards a red light?

  20. shull's Selling his ticket for 12.50 for the replay

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