Crispian Crunchie

I'm sure Shull was just being polite in inviting the Councillor round.

Interesting crib-sheet of things you've probably never ever thought about objecting to, there. Looks like somebody looking to stir the shite where there is probably none. I mean, it's a training pitch, not a full-scale recreation of Glastonbury. Talk about NIMBYs. What the actual fuck?

Really? How do you know about the dangleberries?

1. <Insert manager name> cannae take us to the next level. 2. <Insert manager name> has taken us as far as he can. 3. <Insert manager name> has lost the dressing room. 4. <Insert manager name> has got dangleberries. 5. <Insert manager name> is too cautious.

I do NOT want a FUCKING free sample of Dove Body Wash. :angry:

No, it was definitely the moon that they landed on.

Like most folk, I imagine, I at first went bonkers on buying f**king DVDs and I now have about 50 or 60 of the bloody things, as well as about 20 that came as free gifts in Saturday newspaper supplements - which mostly I've not yet watched. Now, I very rarely buy one, unless it's a classic fillum (The Third Man, 2001-A Space Odyssey) or an outstanding TV box set (Our Friends in The North, The Singing Detective - and soon Tutti Frutti).

AHEM ......

5. Fever Pitch.

I don't think I've even seen 5 fillums about football, but I'll have a try. 1. The Damned United. 2. Bend it Like Beckham. 3. Gregory's Girl (not really about football, I know). 4. The Goalkeeper's Fear of the Penalty. 5. erm, that's it ........

1. The Prisoner. The perfect TV theme - no question. 2. Doctor Who. (the original radiophonic one, not the pish re-arrangement of it they have now) . 3. Taxi. Possibly the only good thing Bob James ever did. 4. Hill Street Blues. Kueeeewl. 5. Hawaii Five-O. Of Course. Big Canoe Fun all the way. :-)

That's Dana the Transexual ?

Aye, it'll be the straw. Human pub-goers don't tend to like straw everywhere. And it's difficult to see if it can survive on the starling/sparrow customer base alone.

Including me. If only the rest of the site was as straight-forward.

Informative to compare the strikingly different levels of "professionalism" on show, methinks.

To the extent that I simply gave up trying to engage with it (as you do tend to do) and decided to get my Saints info/banter elsewhere on the web. It's a fact that with sites like B&W Army and general SPL info on the web, there's simply no need to bother with the official site and its tedious palaver, though the online ticketing operation is considerably more professional than the rest of it (since it's run by a professional outfit). And if I was in charge of the commercial side of things at the club, that would be a cause for concern.

"Superman" by Black Lace was a cut above most of their other stuff.

Abuse, eh? You're the one praising soft-soaped, bland, turgid pap to the heavens. I can only repeat :

1. Johnny Quango. 2. Massambula. 3. Adrian Street. 4. Jackie Pallo. 5. Les Kellet.

Chuffed to ssee that those nice folk over at B3TA have done a whole buch of things (sort of) on this theme:

How the cunting bastarding fuck did you do that, you cum-felching pissflapping wankstain, you?

Hullaw !

I think it's high time that we introduced proper swearing to this forum. It's incredibly frustrating not to be able to let rip with a hearty f**k or a rip-raring c**t !!!! when you're sufficiently wound up to want to do so on a forum post without your profanity coming out polluted by f**king asterisks. why do I want this? - because the argument that wee Shuggie or wee Griselda read the forum and that we should shield their delicate young eyeballs from having to view crude and rude cursing just won't wash in this day and age any more. If Shuggie and Griselda already have access to the interweb, then serious f**king cussing is just a few clicks of the mouse they hold in their wee pink hands away from the B&W army. Besides, the chances are very high that Shug & Griselda not only are very familiar with such words, they use them every day themselves. - because swearing - particularly creative swearing - is GOOD. It's a f**kING cracking aid to expressing yourself. - and because it's just right. I rest my case M'lud.