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Me and 4 pals are staying in one of the many Travelodges in the area. They're all pretty cheap and not a long taxi journey to Newcastle city centre.

Or this band?

Darlington Train Station to Darlington FC 1.3 miles. Nice easy stagger to and from the ground. Anybuddie know if there is a pub in the stadium? I know quite a few English clubs have them...

The train has went up a bit in price to £28 return, if you fancy that Otherwise, I don't think any of the supporters busses are going.

Anybuddie got O2 broadband? Is it any good?

Ha! I forgot that one Another contender would be Amoruso signing for Saints...but I suppose that'd come under number 5 in my list...

1. Craig Dargo's injury faked :D :D 2. Neil Lennon coming to Love Street as player coach :D :D 3. Aiden McGeady, John Kennedy, Scott Brown, Derek Riordan and many more tim players... :D 4. Kris Boyd, Kirk Broadfoot, Steven Lennon and many more *** players... :D 5. Any of St. Sid's Anyone come up with a more ridiculous list?

In case Mr Curdy could give me some advice on what to do next... Nah, uninterestingly, was telling someone in work the story and couldn't remember his name.

Yeah, that sounds about right, cheers! Can't find any stories on the net about it though. Is it just an urban myth?

I seem to remember on the old Saints Online guestbook, there was a funny story about a Scottish TV presenter/newsreader/weatherman who was rumoured to have gotten a light bulb stuck up his arse. Can anyone remember his name (and the full story, or am I making things up again)?

Another assist for Billy. Keep up the good work, big man

Think my sarcasm-o-meter exploded when I read this. Clearly taking the piss. As you can see from his other posts...

He could still play for England (or Turkey) as he has not been capped by Republic of Ireland at full international level...

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