Saints Slick

Stop it!!

Only probably?

Sorry - i'll try to follow your rules of etiquette in future.

Humblest apologies

1) Schlitz (now no longer available sadly missedforced to drown my sorrows on choice number 2) 2) Bud 3) Guinness 4) Stella Wifebeater 5) Tesco lager

Turning out to be prophetic words Mr T...

What are the 5 most blatant attempts at thread building....?

How about "I dadnae see the incident"..? Meaning either , "Look - you f**king saw whit happened, and i f**king saw whit happened. If ah say even as much as the ref goat it wrang, I'll get fined and barred fae the dugoot. So take ye mike and shove it, ya wee shite stirrin' dick". Or "Aye - oor boay done him. Fair and square. Ah saw it, but amnae gona say that. So take yer mike and shove it, ya wee shite stirring dick".

How about "Every Man For Themself" by Xavier Onasis...

Who's she?

What've ye got against Fegs? or Johnstone for that matter?? Neds, shit shops and twatty students who buy a large coke and 6 straws in the Wee Howff - fair enough. But Fegs and Johnstone?? Did a big Feg boy steal yer pocket money?

LOL!!!!!

The Hairy Tage...... Wouldn't be in my list of fav things. Even if it was my list of fav things in Linwood.....

The Saints The Abbey/Watermill/Town Hall area - great buildings The town centre - especially when packed to celebrate The Heritage The pubs

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them, going to the toilet. Guy says "I think she's nice" Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter" Guy "the patter?" Guys mate "aye the patter" Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls" Guys Mate "its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello". Then say "it's a nice day isn't it" Then she will say "Yes it is". Then you say " but not half as nice as you!" Then she will say "Oh thank you" Then the patter will just flow" Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go" So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head, he walks up and says "Hello" She says "Hello" He says "It's a nice day isn't it?" She says "Yes it is" He says "but not half as nice as you" She says "Oh thank you" Few seconds of uneasy silence.............................. Then he says........................................ "Been for a sh!te then?"