gudmunder

Good idea, can't see it taking off

There ye go...fixed it fur ye

Unfair...
... to David Cameron

They were fantastic for clubs outside the gruesome twosome and they weren't capped for that reason. Now if either were to sign for mentioned clubs, the caps would automatically be granted. Call me a cynic but....

Well those two are easy to answer
In said order.....because of who he plays for......and....of course!

1/ No change - except the fancy new name. The absence of the tribute act is difficult t gauge as they have never played in the premier league. They're previous incarnation has certainly not been missed and has led to a much less vile atmosphere at certain games. The two Edinburgh clubs got what they deserved.
2/ No change - except we're still lacking a sponsor
3/ Scottish football is totally under exposed by the media and even the SPFL who just care about two clubs from Glasgow and I'm not talking about Queens Park and Partick Thistle.
4/ Get Doncaster to f**k

I'm feart to say...............................

Hauners or stauners, which wid ye prefer?

Naw, we should be signing players from Cowdenbeath instead

Ok let's be Frank about this....oops! Sorry I meant let's be Kellie about this at least he's had the balls to go through with this.....oh wait

And we should do ours. Support our club and don't indulge his 'look at me' slabberings.

Don't be daft. The Scottish newspapers will choose one of two ways to report this....
New Celtic boss runs rule over Saints loanee kid Plummer.
Or,
Ally McCoist plans swoop for Saints star loanee Plummer.
.... depends on which arsewipe journo' is writing the story.

Could the answer be one of the following,
1) They had the wrong kind of handshake.
2) They had a lack of religious bigotry.

Bicycle clips are great after a dodgy curry.

For me, artificial surface means artificial football.....end of

For me, artificial surface means artificial football.....end of

Ahem....think you'll find the phrase is "Conscious uncoupling"

Ahem....think you'll find the phrase is "Conscious uncoupling"

Reinstate David Cnut Hay as Manager.

I wouldn't be letting him go for any less than £500k and an absolute shit ton of add ons and a sell on clause.

Brilliant picture of Sean Kelly. Sky really couldn't give two f**ks if it's not a story about the gruesome twosome.

I'm very sad to announce that my time at St. Mirren has come to an end.
The 9 years I've spent at the club have, without doubt, been the most enjoyable of my career. I'm extremely proud to have played for St. Mirren and, of course, to leave with 3 winners medals which I will treasure for the rest of my life.
The club has given my family and I the most amazing memories and I've made some of my best friends in football there.
I'd like to thank everyone involved with the club, from the board to the fans, for their support throughout the years and I'd like to wish Tommy, Jim & Gary all the best for the future.
Finally, I'd like to thank my past and current team mates. It has been a pleasure to have shared a dressing room with these guys and they have played a huge part in my memories at the club.
COYS