Flareybob

Is this St Mirren's worst start to a season in the First Division/Championship campaign? I can't recall us only having 6 points from the opening 8 matches in the seasons we have been out of the Premier League/SPFL/SPL, which include seasons 1992/93 to 1999/00, and 2001/02 to 2005/06.

The worst St Mirren player this millennium

If Laurel and Hardy do get the bullet then I would make Thommo manager with Fitzy his assistant

The problem is the fact we have a naive 29 year old as an assistant manager, he is clueless, he should stick to playing Championship Manager or Sensible Soccer on his computer, St Mirren need to appoint an experienced assistant manager, someone like Jimmy Nicol, John Robertson or even Fitzy, the latter of which would immediately boost morale in the dressing room. It was Spalding's decision last night to take off Gallagher and replace him with Morgan, a decision which lost us the match.

A source in the national press tells me that Ian Murray will be given a vote of confidence if we lose to QOS and Falkirk.

According to a source directly linked to an agent I can confirm that St Mirren currently have 2 defenders on trial they are Ronayne Marsh-Brown who has been recently playing non-league football in England, the other player is Amadou Touré from Burundi who recently was plying his trade in Luxembourg, having previously played in France and Belgium. Ronayne is likely to be on the bench as a trialist for the League Cup match v Livingston tomorrow evening.

Boycott The Sun

A little birdie tells me that the next player St Mirren will sign is goalkeeper Waler Pengelbew as Jamie Langfield is joining Hartlepool United as their goalkeeping coach. Waler Pengelbew will be will be signing on Monday as back up to Mark Ridgers.

traitor

2 new players will be on trial with St Mirren from today, they are the Bermudan striker Lejuan Simmons who has been playing over the last few seasons in English Non-League football, also on trial is Steven Black a defender formerly of Annan Athletic, they will both feature in the friendly at Ralston next week v Ayr United, my source for this story is very reliable as it is from someone within the media who is very close to the club....

A disgrace, this a terrible decision by the BOD. The only good thing is that with the vast amount shoplifting that will be going on with it being Celtic supporters then it will Celtic losing money and not us.

My source is from a reliable member of the media who is based in Edinburgh

Tosh McKinlay will be unveiled as the new assistant manager on Wednesday.

John Peacock was woeful he looked like Michael Ball and was worse than Callum Ball

One of Britains best actors R.I.P.

Modular Build Fabrications are actually currently working on a bid to buy St Mirren with a Consortium based in both Paisley and New Eltham, London.

I once gave Ian Nicholson change of a fiver when he was parking his car on Glasgow's Waterloo Street in April 2001 so he could use the parking meter.

Unfortunately we will still have that ludicrious King of Trainers logo on the front of the new shirt for 2015-16, but I can reveal that the back of shirt sponsor will be a local business - Modular Build Fabrications Not the most exciting news from one of my sources but one thought he would share it none the less.

Jim Goodwin will be signing for Motherwell on Thursday.

According to my sources Ian Murray's first signing for St Mirren will be the Liberian striker Bekay Bewar, after the 22nd year old was released from his club last week.

From the lists doing the rounds who would you choose?

I have just received a text message from a very very reliable source informing me that the St Mirren board will now no longer be interviewing Lee Sinnott as they have already come to to deal in appointing Jamie Fullarton as manager, they are just finalising personal terms with Jamie, and he will be unveiled as the new St Mirren manager at a press conference on Friday morning at 10, the story will be released to the media on Thursday evening.

I can confirm from a reliable source that the 2 other candidates being interviewed on Thursday are NOT Billy Stark and Derek Adams, as they are Jamie Fullarton and Lee Sinnott.

3rd choice (not keen of this one)

2nd choice: