St. Sid

u dont like when someone having a joke with u, what happened to its just a bit of fun, your not a f**king idiot,,,,,,,,,just a idiot

Whit the f"k...lol

i had no idea you were having a joke gary - not used to that from you of late! plus if i had been out of order and resulted to name calling, personally i would have apologised first before 'having a joke'.

That's what happened to me. I ended up sniffing old men's socks.

get fùcked ya balloon!!

Oohhh...you'd love that, wouldn't you Baby!!!!

Aye

I take it all back you are a lying auld cnut.

Indeed i am.

The next person to be pished is Sid, he is on shull free Peroni for life.

He's never sober.

I remember a mispent youth of non-soberness.....cannae beat it....now a one day bevy session floors me for a week - cannae be @rsed with it.

Bit Friday is Saturday, is that why there is no fitba on the telly?

Tonight I will be unsure whether it is New York or New Year never mind what day it is.

Good to see you are out celebrating the wedding

I think everyone is fit to bursting full of this 10000 Hours shite + the newco bollox. Cannae wait to just sit in my seat at SMP and enjoy watching a game of football.

I agree with the above Sid, although you have posted as much as most, ya nugget.

Neither the EBTs or the 1877 club were my ideas FS..;-p

sad man, always have been, feel sorry 4 you, only thought i have u now is crying ur eyes like a wean in a inverness car park, what memories, grow up Joe

"And its hi ho young disciple" I can't remember the name of the hotel/pub at the bottom of murray street, but I remember you singing that very song. Yer pure gallus aren't you. LOL.

The New fergus Hotel.

He'll be in no fit state for posting today probably.

wegiescumbagland is still a shitehole.

How was Bennetts?

Sid, stop pm'ing me begging to "open it", I'm not interested in gay sex.

Unless the price is right!

See you, cannie keep a secret. ;)

ktf should be shown a red card for trying to get a fellow player sent off..;-p...welcome back ya bawbag!!!

Is KTF not already a MOD?

Ask marrez, he was also grassed up.

Aww naw, stay away from the forum tonight, bevvy alert.

Ignore all ma posts after 18.00 ................... Don't know why I said that everyone does that anyway.

I hope you weren't trumpeted out yer napper, Kendo.

did u get yer hole

you've had yer shite - jobby done

Naw, Aye, oh yes!

His absence is down to his stupidity, that's all.

Banned again - what for this time? Or have you locked him back up in your gimp dungeon?

Nae room in the dungeon Sid, you're almost a resident.

Typing one handed...;-p

Tanker.

bauba ;-p

Long time since you moused anybody..:-p

Don't you remember honey?

honey...surely hellmans

Haggis sausage roll thieves - the worst kind.

Is there no a few Masterbakers oan here ?

Wisnae Greggs...some wee local effort in East Kilbride.

Newcastle for Champions League is what I've been saying for a while.

Quality backtracking fishermen's friend...are you related to ktf..;-p

Woooosh! Another one in the net. ;)

Naw

Aye Sid, most of the views were from you. ;)

I did check back to see it a few times.....like a wee giggle. Chico and some other munter were having a grumble..))))

Bow f*ckin wow bozzer

A particular favourite of mine. ;)

You're all barkin

Does that cure piles?

Coronation Street cures and solves everything

a couple of portions of fried rice steadied the ship; however the temporary dam just burst and we are very much back in skittersville.

Thank f"k - season of goodwill over - Mr Panda you're the smelliest slither off a paedophile's shite

Bit harsh?

I thought understated?

aye but fakeaway isnae

I've refused comps to take granddaughter to a Xmas party. Feed on that boys.

I have heard it all now.

Did Saints beat Aiberdeen fit-like on... er... Wednesday, then...?

Will tell you on the new Sunday bluto

Bluto we did beat the Dons

Disgrace, that was a smokin' thread!!!

Shull has caused a wee bit of a rumpus.

It should've been pinned not binned.

stand up cos we've scored a goal, stand up cos we've scored a goal...........

Stand up when I need a drink, ...........;)

....and sits down when he needs to pee...;-p