St. Sid

I think Makro are doing one with built in DVD, digital bollox and the ilk for about £120 ex your VAT. Did you see the amount of c"nts from Makro with comps at the Killie game.

LCD screens are a f'k'r. Managed services companies don't cover them in their agreements. Laptop companies also caveat them out of their support. Best to pucker up and buy a new one.

They'll appreciate the banjo plucking down there although I reckon they'd appreciate something a little more Cajun.

Saw Gaberlunzie a couple of times in the Highlands. They did a cracking song about Bob Dylan.

1. A digestive system that converts hot curries into pound coins with no risk of haemorrhoid aggrevation. 2. Hoverhands (pinched from QI) 3. Skunkstyle Old Grammarian repellant so you can sleep safe in your own bed at night 4. One of those Ripley's Alien-style skull dracking forehead extensions that could be triggered whenever the words "who do you really support" are uttered 5. Invisibility still has to be the ultimate evolutionary goal of mankind though:

I think you may have gone native. Do you only dance from the waist down these days.

Although it is in fact a whiskey - so doesn't apply to this thread. If we are extending this beyond our shores then the finest beverage is Woodford Reserve Bourbon. 1792 a close second.

Plenty versions of OWTS on Spotify, including one by Bruce Springsteen with all the words.

Was wondering the same thing. Sid Jnr picked up a shitty virus from FrostWire last week and it took me hours to fix it. Going to have to find a legit source for downloads now.

The best blended whiskies are two of the cheapest - Stewart's Cream of the Barley and Isle of Skye.

Laphroig and Talisker suffer from a horrible chemically taste. Its as if someone who's just been to the dentist has gargled it into your glass.

Wind it up: 1. Annihilating Rhythm - Ultra-Sonic 2. Obsession - Ultra-Sonic 3. Arpeggio - Ultra-Sonic 4. Freedom - QFX 5. New Emotion - TTF

Top site Bill. Although somebody has already used the user name St Sid. In fact very, very good site. Just found tracks I have been trying to find on PtoP for years immediately. Even less well known Scottish pish.

Don't drink it straight from the bottle after sex.

As in a depth-charge. Whisky only really works with Guinness for that - and even at that best with blended or even Drambuie.

Pint and a half.....proper old school drinking....not this lager tops alcopop pish. Bottle of TBird or ElD before going to the pub on a Friday after work, then on to the pints and halves. Casual barf then a kebab to get the tate out of your mouth. Sherbet to wake you up a wee bit for the dancing. Cans and haufs at the after-party. Although these days I prefer a nice Barolo and an early night.

1. Bunnahabhain (westering home with a song in the air, pished out face and its goodbye to care) 2. GlenMorangie 3. Edradour 4. Isle of Jura 5. Glen Melvaig (10 day old single malt)

Internal Wrangler - Clinic Funeral - Arcade Fire Hey Ma - James Slipway Fires - Razorlight If You Want to Defeat Your Enemy Sing His Song - Icicle Works

She didn't - they are just surreptitiously squished saggies.

Fixed it for you, except number 2 - no need!!!

Long leash on his closet.

I hope so - keep the bhigot loving prick out of scotland. It's just an email so certainly not indisputable.

It looks Harte is about to realise his dream. I just picked an email saying the wee gingy fud has offered Harte a month-to-month contract at porkheid.

Heard it on Radio Scotland onthe way home tonight. Have to see my first reaction was to have a wee chuckle. It only goes to prove the point that it is best to keep these sort of things secret. As I originally posted the other player (Harte) was a secret. On this occasion I suspect it will have been the @rsehole agent that leaked the signing rather than anyone at the club or any hairdressers. Also had a wee giggle thinking about all the dafty buds that post on Pie&Bovril having to eat their own shit. Some supporters will never learn. Best to wait until the player is introduced to the press in his Saints top or even better when they have kicked their first ball. Other than being midly amused by the whole event I can't say I am overly concerned. Gus has a squad that can easily deal with Franco's injury. We will do better to strengthen in the summer when better and more long term options become available. We've all seen these short term signings turn out to be a bag of shite and I suspect it wouldn't have been too long until we started seeing Harte's sick notes. He has a history of "injury" / "illness". I would also like to point out that of all the dafties on here probably only me and Ian Scanlon retained a sane position on the entire matter and the players ability. You should all know better.

Just had a look through some of the Blackpool match reports. Apparently he was a key player in their recent 2-0 victory over Birmingham. He is still described as lacking pace. One of the players he was competing with who is returning to fitness is Stephen Crainey - not a bad player from memory. He whips in a good corner from the right and when he's played most of the attacking action seems to take place down the left. All very encouraging. You would hope his experience will have countered the lack of pace by now.