St. Sid

Scanlon is right about him being terrible defensively. However, if he can improve our threat from set pieces he'll do well for us.

Both players were there - a proper journalist would know that.

Ian was getting the tour of the new stadium on Monday and signed there and then. Gus is getting it right up the knickerwetting boo boys. Has to be the wind up of the year. A very good signing and not a disimilar player to Franco so he will slot right in to the way we have been playing recently. A very, very good time to be a Saints fan.

B&WArmy slow burner record topped again.

His maw's bra???

WTF FFS

Got this link sent through. It has a number of events running 24/7. A lot of US Sports but also has UK and European football. Quality is quite good. Free Sport TV

What, like this guy:

I was watching an old Fawlty Towers and was disturbed that I thought Sybil was bit of a shag. All the odder as I found her to be a horror show of a character as a youngster watching FT for the first time. What's your top 5? 1. Sybil Fawlty 2. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel 3. Margo Leadbetter 4. Bet Lynch 5. Miss Nadia Popov

Different kind of chubby altogether HHiBSS. No surprise your in the Bill Lees chubby camp though.

1. First game at New St Mirren Park (Good fur f"k aw but thinking about this at the moment.) 2. White Water Rafting last year (doing it again this year magic) 3. Rally Driving Day (so excited I had to stop and crack one off on the 4 hour drive to the venue. I'll always have gretna service station!) 4. The sidlettes being released from the belly jail. 5. Going offshore for the first time - helicopter rides, as much as you can eat dining, scanadavian porn and dirty cold dangerous work (not like those girly steward / chefy types). n.b. the sidlettes being released from the belly jail and the fishal swearing at the wedding can be taken for granted.

This has all the hallmarks of an old grammarian underclass of bottypumpers. It's only a matter of time before your all getting bumjiggy with each other in a dark room at the Glynhill - Inspector Grim told me all about it.

Could you include the gr'n'ck suburbs of Houstin and Bishopton too as no other club will have them.

Top prize must go to Bjork.

Well done again bucketman! You are spot on. It was the one with Jack Thompson. I think John Howard starred in a weird wee supernatural movie where he was spending a weekend on the coast with his roaster of a wife / burd. The environment started attacking them. Cannae mind the name of that either though.

I'd forgot all about that one. Had to google to get the title....The Great McCarthy. Belter of a comedy.

RUSH are a comedy band - they even managed to upstage Bubbles furfuxake.

1. The Chant of Jimmy Blacksmith 2. Breaker Morant 3. Money Movers 4. The Odd Angry Shot 5. Gallipoli

1. RUSH 2. RUSH Tribute Bands 3. Ricky Wilson 4. Charlotte Church - has managed to make swearing very unfunny...f'k'n boot 5. Marti Pellow - an eyeball stabbing with his dirty syringes would not be out of order.

Dunno, but the Saints fan will no doubt become the talk of the town if the PDE have anything to do with it. Well done that man for taking on 8 of the f"k'rs single handed though.

That's the Darlington fans up in court + one Bud.

You could also have an associate club for offshore workers....the three week wanks club.

Say it happened in your house and claim it on your contents insurance.

Sounds like its f"k'd, best buy a new PC / laptop.

I only have a vague memory of it. I always thought it was Ian Cuthbertson - he always played the wegiescumbag cardboard gangster type in a crombie and the wee skinny scottish actor that was a sidekick in Callan, think it was russell hunter....the memory is a bit hazy on that one though. I did work with Agnew's owners daughter though. Apparently he was of polish descent and the mainstay of the business was cheap imported vodka. He got a good offer and sold it off.