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St. Sid

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  1. Delete Adobe and reinstall the latest version.
  2. Only if they meant it in the first place.
  3. You'd shag Ally MacDonalds folk beard.
  4. With woolies disappearing bargain by bargain in its final festive season what other traditions have gone by the way side: 1. The Agnews Advert 2. Morecambe & Wise Show (Now you get f'k'n Hannah Montana, HSM or such like pish) 3. Everything Being Shut - it used to be like a scene out of an apocolypse movie, even the icecream vans took the day off 4. Proper Hogmany Parties and first footing- wegiescumbagland street parties and pubs and night clubs opening has f"k'd it 5. Xmas TOTP and a good Xmas single - nobody even bothers their arse trying now. Top 5 new traditions that are simply w@nk: 1. Xmas crackers at pub xmas parties - why the f"k do adult want to pull kids Xmas crackers when there's no kids there. 2. Fireworks at the Bells - what the f"k is that all about? Who in their right mind would be setting off fireworks after the whisky has been cracked open. 3. New Year Street Parties and Pubs Opening - f''k'n nonsense, everybody other than absolute emergancy staff should get the hols too. 4. Supermarkets, shops and St Mirren Ticket offoices opening - as above. 5. Ally f'k'n Bain - I'm sure as fiddle players go he is no doubt one of the finest at playing screechy shite; however screechy shite is exactly what it is. Other than the Proclaimers Scotland is bereft of genuine Hogmany class talent like Kenneth McKellar or the two Alistair chappies.
  5. Chaos in Johnstone / Paisley......there's a big crash at Linwood Toll roundabout. 5 cars and a bus blocking the route and to add to the chaos Johnstone High Street is flooded.
  6. Yip, just what Paisley's retail needs for the beginning of the busiest week of the year. Now that woolies is closing their are f"k aw toy shops left in Renfrewshire.
  7. No doubt Bill Lees will trawl the archives to find a similar thread but f"k the gringer crap freak. Inspired by the Hallelujah poll thread, what's the top 5 movie sound tracks that hit the spot: 1. Great Expectations (Updated version with Paltrow) - excellently shot film with top hit the spot tracks 2. Once Upon a Time in America - Still my fave film and Morricone's masterpeice score-wise 3. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff and a belting original version of a BoneyM classic 4. Mean Streets - Be My Baby Intro probably best start to a movie. 5. The Graduate - sublime
  8. Best to avoid downloading .exe files from limewire. You can get genuine office for buttons through the student software schemes. If you have a kid, nephew, neighbours kid at school then you get the full office suite for less than a ticket to see St Mirren.
  9. Frostwire is the evolutionary extension of limewire.
  10. 1. Radio Football Phone In Hosts 2. Cooncillors (especially season ticket waving ones) 3. Union Reps 4. Bill Lees Dry Cleaner (your too auld for going commando Bill!) 5. Plastic Paddy Journalists
  11. Your missing a trick there shull..not only do you get in for nothing you get £20 and a FREE PIE!!!!
  12. This week I have been mostly eating boo boys.
  13. I don't moan....even when we get beat.
  14. 1. Nurses, overpaid, lazy and yet expect everyone to worship their fat lazy @rses 2. Soldiers...as above 3. Teachers.....as above 4. Taxi Drivers.......expect tips but won't stretch to a Carr's pie to support the Buds and always talk the biggest load of pish as if they're your new best mate...sometimes the way suck up yer arse they're about one begging level away from giving you a BJ for a £1 tip. 5. Politicians.....greedy, self-obsessed w@nkers, ritual abusers of anyone daft enough to engage them for the fun of it and yet like nurses, soldiers, teachers and taxi drivers expect adulation for being lazy f'k'rs. All of the above are most likely St Mirren stewards on their Saturdays off.
  15. Something inherent tells me not to click on a football related weblink with the word "follow" in it.
  16. 1. There's TL, that boy does a power of shagging, a different woman every night and more often than not more than one. 2. There's SantaPonsaSaint, he offers the most eloquent support to St Mirren players, a real credit to the family stand where he is a shining example to the young Saints supporters. 3. There's Bill Lees, he has never missed a game in 50 years and is averse to shagging young boys bottoms. 4. There's Sandman with a modicum of sense still about him of a weekend. 5. There's Mad Gemma, Paisleybuds is till in a with a good shout of shagging that.
  17. Now we'll get a r@ngers advert too.
  18. St. Sid

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    Super Badge It has a lot to answer for.
  19. So you don't eat your own food then.
  20. 1. "I really wish we would just sit back and defend our 2 goal lead." 2. "That'll mean Dargo gets to keep the match ball." 3. "That fat ride Shull just got the last steak 'n gravy pie." 4. "Put your jumper on Michelle, the way yer nipples are standing out you must be freezin'!" 5. "Davy Hay's Black and White Army!"
  21. I was coming over the Erskine Bridge tonight and I thought how good the view would be if you razed Erskine to the ground and create a country park. What an abomination Erskine is to the human eye. Any what's the top 5 things you would do to improve Renfrewshire: 1. Rid ourselves of the anathema that is the Piazza and open up the river again. 2. Trash the cooncil buildings and relocate them to port glasgow so all the wegie c"nts that work in them might f"k off back to glasgow where they belong. 3. Rid houston of its shitey housing estates and strip it back to the hamlet it once was. And send all the OF scumbags that live there back to wegie land along with the cooncil c"nts. 4. Erect a barrier on the Glasgow Road boundary stopping any OF scumbag bringing bhigot / bigot regalia into Renfrewshire. If any residents object eject them across the boundary by means of Trebuchet. 5. Put some investment into fixing up some of the old castles in the area currently left to ruin and bring back torture as a method of dealing with OF-related crime.
  22. Tom Brighton is being held for ransom and Gus is refusing to pay the packet of rizlas, bottle of T-Bird and mixed kebab required by Dennis Wyness for his release citing that "St Mirren has a glut of attacking players available to it". Gus has asked if the kidnappers could find him a decent central defender. Awfy quiet in here
  23. 1. Copy rugby and for dissent move the free kick forward 10 yards. 2. Make the goals 20% bigger. Average height was 5'4" back when the current goal size was dictated. 3. Let players celebrate with the support and also goad the opposition. 4. Open beer kiosks. Even if its Morrisons own brand 2% vol pishwater in a plastic cup. 5. Introduce eye patches instead of a yellow card the player gets on eye patch. For a red card he stays on the pitch but with both eyes covered.
  24. 1. Haunt traffic wardens 2. Instigate very bad trips for gr'n'k junkies 3. Move the ball slightly off the penalty spot whenever the opposition is gifted a penalty by some SFA c"nt for no good reason - also should €ngland get a penalty shoot out anywhere near the WC Finals 4. Possess the bodies of the chairpersons of the OF supporters associations and spread a message of peace and love demanding that the OF is disbanded for offences against common decency 5. Come back as Michelle Marsh's dildo that hits the g-spot so many times a day...
  25. I only played for the pool team once in an away fixture. It was in a boozers at the top of King Street, cannae mind its name. I scored the winning shot but didn't fancy celebrating too much. They took it well though.
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