Piecebox

1 Waken up and realise it was all a bad dream. 2 ditto 3 ditto 4 ditto 5 ditto

1 Kirk Broadfoot had a memory lapse when he ran out with the StMirren Team on Sunday. 2 Ally McCoist came on as a second half substitute after he had scoffed the last of the pies. 3 Walter Smith says Gus should get a knighthood after that result on Sunday. 4 Andy Millen had to be restrained from coming on as a substitute late in the second half. 5. StMirren 1 Rangers 0 You are havin a laff.

1 Remove all seating from the terraces. 2 Admission prices 2 for the price of 1 3 Do away with the offside rule. 4 If game finishes in a draw have penalty shoot out to decide the winners. 5 Free Pie and Bovril at half time.

Dargo and Wyness played together at Inverness and IMO should be given the chance to rekindle the on field partnership that proved successful.

Thank you

touche It does not alter the fact that the programme referred to is the biggest load of C**P ever to hit the television dcreen.

I will concentrate on my bottom 5 My bottom 5 are all rolled into one " WHO DARE SINGS " This programme has got to be the biggest load of CRAP in TV HISTORY. It is an insult to viewers intelligence. I have just renewed my TV licence at a cost of £ 139 50. This is the drivel dished up on Saturday night peak viewing time. OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR. Once bitten twice shy. The OFF BUTTON will be working overtime next Saturday.

Sweet Caroline by the one and only Neil Diamond.

1 Cape Fear 2 Goodfellas 3 Raging Bull 4 Meet The Parents 5 The Untouchables

Are you sure this car can do a ton James Dean What is this about the aids virus Rock Hudson This ship is unsinkable William Smith ( captain of the Titanic) I always copy my brother Bobby Kennedy I thougt I could swim Brian Jones

1 Tunnocks Caramel Wafer 2 Blue Riband 3 Kit Kat 4 Penguin 5 Chocolate Digestive

1 Only Fools and Horses 2 Vicar of Dibley 3 Porridge 4 Dinner Ladies 5 Last Of The Summer Wine