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Don't think this is going as well for you as you think it is pal. Re sent

I already said I only came on here to read opposition fans views of the game. I had no intention of posting until pozbaird said donga would never get a bite with such poor bait only for him to get a massive one 5 mins later. Since then its been a carnival of banter which has been taken in the right spirit for the most part. For what it's worth, I don't consider St Mirren a rival as I don't think of them any different than I do any other SPL team anymore. Maybe when we're in the same league I will again, but god knows when that will happen.

Mostly Greenock, Inverclyde, it's surrounding areas with some littered in England and across the world. Thanks for caring enough to ask. You're a real gentleman.

Just don't mention my sixth foot! re sent published

He doesn't own our site anymore. He left us it with the web address re-linking whoever went on it to the samaritans homepage. Seems like a few people on here should get in touch with Div as he can show you where to go after today.

Right i've replied. Get back to me.

I'm really starting to resent this re sent.

Slagging the team i support is never going to offend me, and slagging where i'm from is never going to offend me. You'll need to try much harder than that im afraid! Get your act together and send it properly. This is the worst sequel to ' You've got Mail ' ever.

Are you sure you're sending it to me and not yourself?

I live in the bright lights of glasgow these days, i can look down on you with glee. I don't have a PM from you? i figured it was just a typo and you'd actually PMS'd me judging by your knicker wetting.

Saying hello in Paisley is usually glassing talk to be fair. This joke is the copyright of lovestreet and bluffs comedy club ltd. All rights reserved.

I still don't care even after we've won. Anyway head honcho, don't think i didn't notice that you were on our forum in the days running upto the match. It said you were typing a post, but it never came because you shat oot it ya baldy bastard. Grow some balls because yours have less hair on them than yer heed!

f**k, quick somebody rush me to the burns unit! Wish i'd known this, i'd have stopped supporting Morton years ago. Always wondered why we never got to play Celtic and Rangers despite being in the same league as them every year.

You two are definitely more Torville and Dean than Morcambe and Wise. Gloating? we won a meaningless pre season friendly against a team who have a weaker squad than last year and are behind us on their pre season schedule. I only came on to see what St Mirren fans were saying about the game because i'd much rather hear about our performance from a non Morton supporter. How was i to know i'd strike comedy gold in yours and buffs patter? This night couldn't get even better now that my sister is sitting on my face.

1992 just called me.... Told me to tell you to get some better jokes as him and 1987 have been laughing at how outdated yours are.