Stolen from facebook
To the tune of 'the fresh Prince of Bel Air' :
In the heart of Govan, born n raised, in ra big hoose is where a spent most o ma days.
Chillin out, dodgin tax, shootin sum kafflics outside of ma school
When a a guy called Dave who was up to no good, started makin trouble in ma neighbourhood.
I got in a little bit of debt and the board got scared and said uncle Craig will save you he’s a millionaire !
I whistled for Craig n when he came near his pin stripe suit was fresh n he had a quiff in his hair.
If anything I could say that this guy was a player but a thought nah forget gis one pound n nah mare!
He pulled up to ra hoose about 7 or 8 and yelled to the tax man, go home, pay ya later.
Looked at his kingdom he was finally there , to liquidate the **** and answer the lords prayer.