In the bleak midwinter, blue noses gave some flack,
To spivs who did ignore them,like water off their back
Gers had fallen, Sevco too, they bleated from a tent
That they were in trouble, all their money spent.
When an AGM is held, from the clubs away end,
The Newco’s board are heckled, they cannot buy a friend.
In the bleak midwinter a gazebo had sufficed
They fans all said in unison, Jesus Christ.
Blue noses and the shareholders may have gathered there,
Sweary words and curses thronged the air;
but everyone outwith there, in their total bliss,
Know they won’t be missed.
What can we give them, poor as they are?
If I were a blue nose, bring a begging jar;
if I were a lawyer, I would bring a writ,
Because deep down I know that they are in the SH!T
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE! (WELL....ALMOST EVERYONE)