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  1. Jess + Laura the chunky, blonde twins - competitors in Raymond LeBlanc's The Restaurant. And his Inspector, Sarah Willingham who is a lovely bright, tough big wummin. Three is more than enough for a man of my age. Play the movies to view the evidence...
  2. Didn't know it. You and Windae Cleaner prompted me in search of it. Ta.
  3. What would that take? Flame-throwers or just a well placed nucular deevice?
  4. Was that when Saints were down? St helen's, that is. Rugby League final... Or were you thinking of this...? I was there: not nicked.
  5. Nah. I do do sincerely believe we must be all 'woofters'. I certainly haven't dived back into this thread to check out gratuitously-posted foties of older women. No. Not me. Not at all. No way, Jose... er... Senor Quitongo.... I'm on the look-out for woofters. A type of dog bred to drag sleds in the Bering Straits when that's frozen over, I do believe... Bring on MORE pictures...
  6. Speaking of 'f**kin fuds...' Check THIS OUT on the Feeshul website. I hope this helps.
  7. Michael Owen injured again. Tragic. Maybe Billy will get his call....
  8. That's perfectly interesting - but the point and interest of this thread is... WHAT will you do with it after spewing it up?
  9. Not at all weird. You used to be able to buy 'blackhead extractors' from chemists. (Tho my own skin was/is flawless!) And you'd 'help' younger apprentices to clean up their act by using said metal tool to extract particularly offensive plooks, especially from the backs of necks. (a much neglected area by the young...) Blackheids, of their very nature, were particularly satisfying to extract as the curl of hardened puss suddenly relented under sustained pressure, forced off the 'black head' that had built up, and coiled down a dirty neck. Happy days... And weans nooadays complain about having nothing to do? Huh! We made our own fun, then. :-)
  10. I missed this!!! ETA: Poor, unknowing Davie. His plectrums must be burning...
  11. I'd only perhaps agree that a couple of them were 'fat'. Ish... 'Voluptuous', or 'Real women' is nearer the mark for me. However I would never any diss any of the above choices.
  12. Got to agree - that's a cute little pink fluffy hippo, there...
  13. I shudder tae imagine. I hated portentous Genesis-stylee guitar solos... during which you could knit 18 balaclavas and start up an oil refinery on the Orinoco. I exaggerate to enhance the point. Slightly.
  14. Zat no fur cuddies? ETA: IT SEEMED CLEAR AND PLAIN AS I TYPED, BUT THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST SENTENCES I'VE EVER CREATED. Few folk souf of the Border would understand that one...
  15. single 'n' chanel, Hollz. HAS TO BE SMELLY! Didnae expect to find THIS, THOUGH...
  16. chingford

    Chanel No 9

    I just got fed-up seeing a thread entitled Nokia95, for so long. eta: I still f**ked up the nokia number...
  17. Of course, he has. There can be few guitar tunes longer than an hour, surely?
  18. I googled Caber Lay. This is the image it came up with...
  19. chingford

    Nokia N95

    I also have a phone. And a 5 megapixel camera. And an extensive but brilliant record collection.
  20. To be fair, CBJ is famous for his past shite.
  21. I HADN'T A CLUE WHO, SO I GOOGLED... Mama's got a squeeze box she plays on her chest When I get home at night I get no rest... In and out and In and out and In and out and A_FALCONER.bmp
  22. A Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts, " Awa ye feel hoor thats fu o coo's Sharn " ( Translated: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
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