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stevenw05

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    stevenw05 got a reaction from Percy Veer in Coconut Dug Joke   
    The teacher turns to her Primary 1 class on a Monday morning. "Well, class, did you all have a nice weekend?" A room full of solemn faces nods back at her.
    "Did anyone see anything interesting over the weekend?"
    The faces now just look blank. "No-one?"
    Now wee Susie puts her hand up tentatively.
    "Yes Susie?" says the teacher encouragingly. "Well, I saw a wee dug in the park, chasin' a stick, after it's owner threw it fur him", said Susie.
    "Good", said the teacher, smiling brightly. "Anyone else?". Now they're getting bolder. Wee Jimmy down the front sticks his hand up. "Yes Jimmy".
    "Miss, miss, I saw a big Alsatian dug, chasin' a baw. It's owner kept chuckin' the baw, an' the big Alsatian kept runnin after it, it was pure brilliant, so it wis".
    "Excellent Jimmy", said the teacher. As Jimmy had been speaking, wee Shug down the front had started bouncing in his seat. Now it was his turn.
    "Miss, miss, miss, ah saw a coconut dug, so ah did!" "A coconut dog, Shug?" said the teacher, frowning. "I don't think so. There's no such thing".
    "Aye ah did, Miss, ah did so". "Now, Shug" said the teacher, "you know it's wrong to lie."
    Wee Shug was black affronted by this. "Ah did see a coconut dug Miss. It went past us in the park, an' ma maw said "Christ, look at the cock on 'at dug!!!"
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from Rascal in Andy Dorman Goals [Video]   
    First player the boy really idolised and the best song apart from the Bawbags Are Blue. A great player and a nice guy.
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from Buddy Marvellous in Another Long Season Ahead   
    My 40/1 on us being relegated is looking good. Until that board goes we are on a downward spiral
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from Lord Pityme in Another Long Season Ahead   
    My 40/1 on us being relegated is looking good. Until that board goes we are on a downward spiral
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    stevenw05 reacted to billyg in Ictfc V Smfc Spfl Premiership Sunday 4Th January 2015   
    FFS , he was part of the dead sheep's coaching team and he still hasn't learned anything despite watching 5 months of shite. As someone else said, we are an incestuous club now , promoting constantly from a collection of pals within the club . Get the place gutted , get some fresh ideas in , and see where it takes us , it certainly won't be a worse place than where we're heading right now !
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    stevenw05 reacted to Sonny in Jason Scotland   
    That's 2 goals more than Caldwell, Reilly, and Marwood have scored and the same as Ball in 22 appearances! Would be underwhelmed but that is probably the market we are shopping in.
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    stevenw05 reacted to Griff in Transfer News   
    Seem to remember something about getting a manager that can wheel and deal
    Now is the time for wheeling and dealing
    Lets see some action
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from salo6 in Worst Player   
    That cnut with the toothache
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    stevenw05 reacted to JJ McG in Happy New Year, Bring On The Killie, 1/1/15   
    All this blaming the ref and officials is a bid desperate, st.mirren played dreadful against a shite killie team, deserved absolutely nothing from that today.
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    stevenw05 reacted to Mid Calder Saint in Green Bigots V Saints   
    I am not buying into this also. Teale has been part of the management/coaching team that has managed to get us bottom of the league.Moreover he is the guy that got us Ball from Derby.We are crying out for an experienced manager who can wheel and deal and revamp the whole place.Time is of the essence and we simply cannot afford to piss about.
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from buddiecat in Green Bigots V Saints   
    Sorry i am not into this Teales chance starts next week pish we have the same 3 points on offer as we had today. He has no experience today just as he will have none next week get his arse off the seat and give it to someone deserving he has had an imput all season and has imputted hee haw. I saw no change today from the rest of the season we cannot defend end of until that is addressed we aint beating no one
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from whydowebother in The Tommy Craig Must Go Thread   
    He's a disgrace and an embarrasment sack him before he heads home next Saturday to lick the Cltic boards arses
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from JJ McG in The Tommy Craig Must Go Thread   
    He's a disgrace and an embarrasment sack him before he heads home next Saturday to lick the Cltic boards arses
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    stevenw05 reacted to Dibbles old paperboy in Dear Stewart   
    I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games.
    Yours
    Dibble
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    stevenw05 reacted to leolovesstmfc in My Saturday   
    A normal Saturday for me is going to the football with the kids.
    But the boys don't want to go anymore say its boring and St.Mirren are crap!!
    The boy's are right!
    So today is the first time I have not used our season tickets EVER!!!
    I went to Braehead with wife and the boy's had a game of Crazy golf and got something to eat.
    The only 2 bad points today were the score from the St.Mirren game and the wife's dragging me into clothes shop's
    But next week if Tommy Craig is still St.Mirren manager I will not be at that game either!
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from foxbar_bud in Kids St Mirren Away Strip Down To £15   
    Still a red neck to be seen in even at £15
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from Dibbles old paperboy in Kids St Mirren Away Strip Down To £15   
    Still a red neck to be seen in even at £15
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from whydowebother in St Mirren V Inverness Caledonian Thistle Scottish Cup 29/11/14   
    Saints 0-3 And Tommy blames the grass and wind
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from whydowebother in Could Anyone Do Any Better   
    The players brought in were never good enough even the Man City boys are not as good as the Newcastle connection. Take his coat kick him in the baws put him on the 64 with his bus pass and make sure he never darkens our door again. He will not turn this around with his ability as a Manager so get a decent guy in and give him a chance to get looking at players to bring in.
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from eastlandssaint in St Mirren V Ross County Spfl Premiership 25/10/14   
    Thought we played well in patches but no real cutting edge deffo need another goalscorer as Ball was no real threat at all. Take the point and hope for better to come
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from scrappy coco in Center Back From Man City   
    Good enough to be on City's books good enough for me
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from faraway saint in Center Back From Man City   
    Good enough to be on City's books good enough for me
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from E=Mc2 in Center Back From Man City   
    Good enough to be on City's books good enough for me
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from youngbud1877 in Big Cheesy Is He Good Enough   
    Yes... leave the guy alone no 1 central defender and future team captain
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    stevenw05 got a reaction from TopCat in Big Cheesy Is He Good Enough   
    Yes... leave the guy alone no 1 central defender and future team captain
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