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The teacher turns to her Primary 1 class on a Monday morning. "Well, class, did you all have a nice weekend?" A room full of solemn faces nods back at her.
"Did anyone see anything interesting over the weekend?"
The faces now just look blank. "No-one?"
Now wee Susie puts her hand up tentatively.
"Yes Susie?" says the teacher encouragingly. "Well, I saw a wee dug in the park, chasin' a stick, after it's owner threw it fur him", said Susie.
"Good", said the teacher, smiling brightly. "Anyone else?". Now they're getting bolder. Wee Jimmy down the front sticks his hand up. "Yes Jimmy".
"Miss, miss, I saw a big Alsatian dug, chasin' a baw. It's owner kept chuckin' the baw, an' the big Alsatian kept runnin after it, it was pure brilliant, so it wis".
"Excellent Jimmy", said the teacher. As Jimmy had been speaking, wee Shug down the front had started bouncing in his seat. Now it was his turn.
"Miss, miss, miss, ah saw a coconut dug, so ah did!" "A coconut dog, Shug?" said the teacher, frowning. "I don't think so. There's no such thing".
"Aye ah did, Miss, ah did so". "Now, Shug" said the teacher, "you know it's wrong to lie."
Wee Shug was black affronted by this. "Ah did see a coconut dug Miss. It went past us in the park, an' ma maw said "Christ, look at the cock on 'at dug!!!"

There is no budget left to sign anyone - on emergency loan or as a free agent. Case Closed.

True story but two days before the cup final I drove past mamies and seen Newton and Dumnet walking out with a bag each full of munchies? Maybe that was the deal breaker to get Newton back? All the 10 pence mixtures he could eat?

Does that free up another wage

Does that free up another wage

I liked Gray & Keys Murray is a Bawbag

I liked Gray & Keys Murray is a Bawbag

I liked Gray & Keys Murray is a Bawbag

Surely he has not been given all the budget 2 shit goalies, Harkins a poor mans Imrie and a dodgy left back, Just wish someone would state is that all we are getting Who in their right mind has 1 forward in their team.

Don't give me this "it's only a training exercise" pish we have pretty much played our starting 11 in all these games and we have still conceded another 4 we better wake up and smell the coffee as we are a defence who leaks goals constantly season to season who are now doing it in friendlies as well.This must be doing a great deal for last minute Season Ticket sales losing all friendlies and bringing in zilch.No more excuses players need to come in end of.

Don't give me this "it's only a training exercise" pish we have pretty much played our starting 11 in all these games and we have still conceded another 4 we better wake up and smell the coffee as we are a defence who leaks goals constantly season to season who are now doing it in friendlies as well.This must be doing a great deal for last minute Season Ticket sales losing all friendlies and bringing in zilch.No more excuses players need to come in end of.

I sent mine last week so no excuse

I messaged you twice with no reply either time after reading the message only conclusion BAWBAG

Never got a decent run in his favoured position Danny was and is a fool for letting a player go who was and still is needed in our squad. Would he come back yes will Danny ask him NO

I can understand McGregors unease as he is 1 more bad tackle away from having to give the game up if we had more experience in depth i would ship him out on loan to regain his confidence.

I had Morton at 4/1 -1 I thought we would get gubbed and we did anyone stupid enough to think we have got anything like a squad are very mistaken. We have brought in Harkins(useless) and a couple of kids. Either back Danny with cash to get a squad pretty damn quick or get someone in who can. We are at least 5 players light and defence will leak goals.We have no options at the back or upfront Thommo gets injured what we got 2 games 8 goals conceded that should tell the management something.

I had Morton at 4/1 -1 I thought we would get gubbed and we did anyone stupid enough to think we have got anything like a squad are very mistaken. We have brought in Harkins(useless) and a couple of kids. Either back Danny with cash to get a squad pretty damn quick or get someone in who can. We are at least 5 players light and defence will leak goals.We have no options at the back or upfront Thommo gets injured what we got 2 games 8 goals conceded that should tell the management something.

Well done the Fakes

When your ego is better than your ability that is never a good sign alienated himself from the rest of the team good riddance

When your ego is better than your ability that is never a good sign alienated himself from the rest of the team good riddance

Yes i was told it was a done deal only waiting on the players decision and that we still had the budget for at least 1 more.

Yes i was told it was a done deal only waiting on the players decision and that we still had the budget for at least 1 more.

Plenty of Personal Bests confirmed tonight.
Highest SPL finish.....check
Highest Points total.....check
Most goals scored in an SPL season......check
Least SPL Defeats.....check
Most SPL clean sheets.....check
All achieved this season. Anyone still want to argue that we aren't progressing in the correct manner? Anyone?

Good interview and maybe if his wage demands were not as high he would still be with us.Would fit into Danny's new style of play quite well and would love too see him on the bench instead of McQuade.