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A bloke's enjoying a pint of bitter in the pub when a woman comes up to the table, puts her bum over his glass and breaks wind. She then walks away and stands at the bar. The fella goes up to her and says: "You fart in my Whitbread?" And she replies: "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson."
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Any f**ker with a get on a bus free card, take it out the plastic wallet please. Instead of spending a minute lifting it up, then putting it down again 4 times. Holding everyone else up. Phew. Rant over:-)