Buddymarvellous

Aaron on Sky sports Huddersfield v Brighton - looks quite comfortable in holding role - apart from gifting the Brighton goal 3-1 to Huddersfield just now

Yeah but Asda Elderslie is okay...

Also If Smisa were to meet in the Lighthouse bar in Cathcart Street, Greenock I would say that Smisa were "in the wrong community". and if they met in the Lighthouse bar in Bridge Street it would be very spooky ... very spooky indeed

But you could use your pensioners ticket on the Glesca bus......

It was written by Ewan McCall ( father of Kirsty) about Salford where he was living at the time.

Those biscuits were called German biscuits before the first war - perhaps we should revert to their original name

Calm down mate - we're only havin a bit of fun. There is a seperate section for rumour machine - assume you're new and didn't realise it.

I demand this thread be removed to the speculation thread.

So glad I went last night - after getting caught up in M8 traffic and doing 80 all the way down M74 - stupid I know- got in right on kick off. As our choir sang 'what a night' By the way what were the words - I only caught "..Lewis Morgan on the right..." and " ...Mallan is dynamite.."

I joined the Torfason Club when it started - never been bothered by any ads since - go on its only a tenner a year

I dont understand how you can raisin that this forum user are so shallow.. You think puns just roll of the tongue ? You think we are jam packed with cliches? The wurst thing I could say about your suggestion is that you are mis-steaken and it is not your plaice to waffle on and make such links.

"Sliding down the bannister" by R Stornaway...

I use similar from browser (free) - don't know if this helps http://www.live-footballontv.com/

Not going to this one -first I've missed this season. Football should be at 3 O'Clock. We should tell Alba to stick their 5:15 kick offs up their jacksie...

FUNEX ? S VFMNX

Well done Callum 9th in the world for the man fae Elderslie

Careful what you wish for.....

My fav too namesake

Just joined - looks great - Thanks Div....

.... For every drop of rain thar falls.......

I've been wooshed haven't ah ...

Is that a euphamism ?

Contrived, 'my first jokebook' gags and worst of all well rehearsed ad-libs to patronise his audience

Fortunately the Nantes v Montpellier game is on BT at the same time . .. That's what I'll be watchin