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    Stick or twist in January?

    I have not read this thread. BTW hope all fellow Buddies had a great Christmas and I wish you all the very best for the forthcoming new year. Anyway TWIST, TWIST like a Labour politicians values, TWIST like buggery. TWIST, TWIST and TWIST some more. All the best everyone.
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    Christmas Presents For Fans

    I would like to give Shull the gift of retuning him to sanity He was a good poster once
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    Flags & banners

    I imagine Gordon Scott has a fair few in his drawers by now!
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    Welcome Adam Hammill

    What a light hearted thread this is. Anyway to join in the happiness may I take this opportunity to point out that the thread is really about welcoming Adam Hamill to the club and not about speculation regarding a particular football match. Whatever match you wish to speculate about I am confident you will find a thread pertinent to that match in the matchday section of this here little forum of ours. If such a thread does not exist I am sure you can start one, if you are unsure how to start a thread may I refer you to Shull, he starts them all the time!!! If a question has been posed about a particular football match involving the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co may I take this opportunity to answer said question (even though such question appears to be being posed in the incorrect thread) Will we win, draw or lose a match? The answer is yes we will!!!!!
  5. You should purchase them Shull and pay enourmously for the honour. After all Sammy has provided you with much to greet about and thus boosted your posts considerably. Take £500 out of you undeclared taxi driving income and purchase these beauties...it is the least you can do
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    Samson to Sunderland

    Well I did not see this coming Very, very best of luck to Craig. Many players come and go and most are less than memorable like thingmie signed by thingmie from thingmie. Craig Samson will never be a thingmie, he will always be a somebody. Very best of luck Craig, Sunderland will be very lucky to receive some of that ginger magic Right we need to sign thon thingmie from thingmie to play in goals!
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    Players Who Can Leave Today

    Right, after being soundly beaten at home by an extremely poor Motherwell side it has shown that our playing squad is weaker than the alcohol content of a dead nuns piss water. Players I would keep Craig Samson Anton Ferdinand Cameron McPherson Jack Baird Simeon Jackson Players I would let go Everyone else Literally no-one else in our squad would get a game at ANY other Scottish premier league team, none of them. Our full backs are rank rotten, our midfield non existent and our one striker, well the poor bugger cannot get near the ball. An example of our utter hopeless situation would be Ryan Flynn's red card. We should NOT appeal it as we have plenty of replacements, many other players who can come in and achieve nothing.
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    First "Quarter" Report - Could Do Better?

    The first quarter has now passed and we have amassed a grand total of 4 points. That total is an utter disgrace and I am afraid that any team that delivers such an appalling return does not deserve to compete in the very league in which it finds itself. Our club are ripping the hole out of us now and we are now beyond a realms of a "laughing stock" and now into the realms of an embarrassment. We have been taken for fools yet again.
  9. Jimmy Nichol would be a great appointment. An experienced head who knows Scottish football inside out. A man who took Raith Rovers on an unbeaten season, a man who has been in demand in Scottish football for many years. Great appointment if it happens, I commend oor Oran in this wise move, this wise move indeed.
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    Naming the Stands

    Yes I like it too.....and it would fit perfectly with the already named 1877 club.
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    Naming the Stands

    We have had this conversation more than once My favourite suggestion from a previous poster was The Dougie Bell End
  12. Really really sorry, I did not realise that I was conversing with a 4 year old! Anyway Santa's coming soon.....
  13. Ah the old "I am going to type and argue for the sake of it" reaction. Someone always types some rubbish without thinking it through! Mr Thomas Hendrie was a departmental principle (if memory serves me correctly it was mathematics or English but I may be wrong) and after losing his job with the best football club in the world could not immediately go back to teaching at the same level, thus holding back his teaching career considerably. I do recall the man himself reacting to a stupid comment at the time inferring that he wanted to go back to teaching by referring to his sacking as "that would be financial suicide", indicating in the strongest polite way that the venture with our club had cost him and his family dearly. The pension you are so flippant about is of course a financial product that Mr Hendrie paid into for many years and something he is indeed very deserving of. Anyone who worked for many years and paid into a pension would appreciate that, perhaps whatever pension Mr Hendrie receives for his many years of dedication to his profession need not be discussed here. If Mr Kearney is "taking a break from teaching" then bloody good on him, he has a family to think about just like Mr Hendrie did before him, bloody good on him indeed. Anyway I await the inevitable naw we didnae cos we didnae right reaction!!!!!!
  14. Yes he does. Very sensible of him, very sensible indeed. We employed a teacher once before, a great man he was and we ruined his career in teaching. His name is Mr Thomas Hendrie.
  15. I have another We could buy an old beat up van and send Cole Kpekewa, Cody Cooke and Jeff King out in it. They could call it "man with a van". Basically if you have anything needing picked up, taken to the dump etc then Kpekewa, Cooke and King could turn up and deal with it for a small fee. They could do garden clearances, even a bit of painting and decorating!!!!!
  16. Right I have another one. We could sign James Braxton. We could then buy him an old car, something from the 1950's. We could then send him off round the country wearing an extravagant scarf in his old car with a wad of money. James Braxton could then use his charm to buy utter shit for peanuts, you know like lamps form old railway carriages and snuff boxes that sort of rubbish. But then......here is the clever bit......we send him to auction the shit off for much more than he paid for it thus making cash. In fact we could employ a second person, preferably a female like Kate Bliss, yes Kate Bliss (the odd looking blonde one). Anyway we send her off in the same old car as James Braxton and she and James Braxton compete every week to see who makes the most money. The winner gets a free pie and a seat in the stand, the loser gets to work as a ball boy (or woman). That little spark of competition will make them work harder whilst doubling our profits!!!!
  17. I know of a Nigerian prince who cannot spell particularly well. Anyway for some reason he cannot quite explain he is unable to get his substantial wealth out of the country but for some other reason that he also hasn't explained we can get that wealth if someone from this country send's him £1000. Its over a ten million quid apparently and he will send us over a million of that!!!!!! Unfortunately I think someone from Hamilton may have beaten us to it but I am sure GLS could always e-mail the chap and ask!!!!!
  18. I would make sure Gary Mack started when fit and then put him on to score any time
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    Season Ticket Holder Seat Plaques

    What if your name is not Mark Yardley?
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    Welcome Adam Hammill

    Welcome to the club Adam, welcome indeed. Just how short is this short term deal?
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    and the bannerman held the banner high it was ten foot tall and it touched the sky and Gordon Scott confiscated it and Tony Fitzparick sang glory glory hellelujah oh glory glory hallelujah and Alan Wardrop said I am gald to be here you guys are great I love you so much and I wish that I could be a BANNER MAN
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    Welcome back, Gus MacPherson.

    Welcome back to the fold wee Gus You are a miserable faced wee bugger but you did very well in getting us promoted and in keeping us up. The great escape day at Motherwell was braw. I see some of our less educated fanbase have been taking to social media etc to register disgust. Ignore them, many of them are actually too young to remember you well fellah. Lose the grump as well when your face is tripping you I do feel the urge to slap you right on the jowels Support Oran Kearney in everything he does and you will do fine at whatever it is you are supposed to do. If you dont do very well at it well we wont know anyway as none of us have a clue why we suddenly need a technical director. Anyway welcome back, welcome back indeed
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    Welcome back, Gus MacPherson.

    nice trivia I still don't know what a technical director does though
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    Welcome back, Gus MacPherson.

    Can we expect to see Andy Millen come is as assistant technical director? What does a technical director do? How have we managed without one since 1877? With wee Gus's love of the movies shall we have overpriced but fresh(ish) popcorn being sold in the pie stall?
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    Big Signing Happening Now....

    I have just watched a wee video of David Rhys George Best Cotterill on the youtube, or as they call it in Ayrshire the ewepipe (boom tish) Anyway, his highlight reel indicates he has a touch of the Mallan's about him. Good standard of signing it would appear......it seems English non league is not where it is at