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TediousTom

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  1. The weekend is upon us. Has anyone taken in any of the Paisley spree?

    1. shull

      shull

      There will be nae f*cking spending spree from me.

  2. My disdain at our defence remains. As such I cannot be content until we play again and this time I demand we do it properly.

  3. Back four to the training ground

    1. Al Bundy

      Al Bundy

      And Mr J Goodwin too.

  4. I prefer my malts to be single Ballantines Gold Highland Park Milton Duff (becomeing increasingly difficult to source) Glenfiddich are fine examples of a good Scottish Whisky I dislike the Islay malts as well as jura and other products originating from the Islands. They taste like iodine. The above list is by no means exhaustive. Also I do not like seeing people in Scottish public houses consuming foreign muck such as jack Daniels. Whisky is very diverse and if you young ones would just try a few then I am sure you will find an example of our national drink that you will enjoy. I also try to drink Scottish beer, eat foot produced in Scotland and purchase products from Scottish owned companies. I like being Scottish. Oatcakes anyone?
  5. The weekend is here. Anyone want to share a story outlining your favourite weekend of all time?

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      There was me, 3 lovely ladies and a sheep.......................

  6. Some carry that with the Serbians u21's and our soon to be ex countrymen. Give me a sentence outlining your thoughts.

    1. scottd

      scottd

      Ex countrymen...............hopefully :-)

    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Who are we to judge Tom, do you remember how Mark Walters was treated in our country some years ago?

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      I do recall Kendo and I was appalled as any decent human being should have been. As such i am equally appalled at the antics of the Serbians. Anyway, wheres your sentence?

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  7. For the next 24 hours I wish sentences with "expensive fuel prices". I am already cold!

    1. Kendo

      Kendo

      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

    2. shull
    3. faraway saint
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  8. I heard a very unfortunate story tonight whilst dribbling my soup down my shirt. Anyway, a singer called Jimmy Sommerville was savagely beaten by a man who is the dyslexic father of a Jimmy Saville victim. These things are never good to hear!
  9. The weather has taken a cold turn and as such the latest word is "winter". Give me a sentence with winter.

    1. Russian Saint

      Russian Saint

      Only the Saints could turn a win..........ter a defeat......................Sorry, that was Pi**

    2. Qarsaan

      Qarsaan

      Thai winters are not as cold as in Scotland.

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Yes Somner, this winter I will struggle to keep my humble abode warm!

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  10. You are aware that Mr Hugh Murray now plays for the Patick Thistle professional football club and not the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co. As such I feel that your lust for argument may be better served by starting a similiar thread on a Partick Thistle football supporters internet forum as such a forum will be viewed and commented on by supporters of the Partick Thistle professional football club. It is always unfortunate when any individual suffers a serious injury but in essence this has nothing to do with the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co or its supporters. In short, what I am really trying to say is "off you pop and have a bath". This is a refrence to the fact that the Greenock dwellers who are posting on this forum should find something better to do with there time and as I regard them as unclean, they should have a good old fashioned wash.
  11. As its Sunday I picked the word "reflection" for todays sentence. Give me a sentence with "reflection"

    1. delpierro

      delpierro

      on reflection, delpierro realised the word he was searching for was: patronising.

    2. shull

      shull

      Nae blue pills, nae reflection.

    3. Russian Saint

      Russian Saint

      Insaintee beat me to it.

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  12. Its now Saturday and a match day. Todays word will be "banned", give me a sentence with the word "banned"

    1. Kendo

      Kendo

      Get out of this pub you're barred. Ooops sorry it was as close as I could get to banned.

    2. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      If you are bad you will get banned.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      your posts are as tedious as your username would suggest, what a boring fanny of a poster

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  13. TediousTom

    Web Design

    Thank you Davidg, I understand that a pm is a personal message but othe than that, erm!
  14. TediousTom

    Web Design

    Do any of my fellow forum users have any information/guidance on how one would set up a website? Now I am fully aware that our webmaster is, well a master of the web but I understand he is indeed a professional web designer. I am looking for information to pass onto an ambitious relative of mine who is in the processes of starting a brand new business. As such funds are not so much tight but more or less non existent (except what old Tom helps out with). The position (as I understand it) is that the various web domain names have been purchased but not yet launched, due to no idea as to how to do the next bit! Thank you advance my dear fellow forum users
  15. What will todays word be? In light of the 1953 thread lets have "Kelburne".

    1. shull
    2. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Come on Shull, join in, its free!

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Shull always brought his own sweeties to the Kelburne cinema, it was cheaper that way!

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  16. Todays word is "Trolling". Can you give me a sentence with "Trolling"?

    1. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Indeed fellow forum users. The person using the identity of Obi was being childish, rude, impetulent and was trolling!

    2. Qarsaan

      Qarsaan

      How about ..... Can you give me a sentence with "trolling?"

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Obi seems to be quite adept at trolling, indeed one wonders if he is the full shilling!

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  17. Todays word is "libel" and yes I have put it in quotation marks

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Meltdown, it was only a matter of time. LOL

    2. insaintee

      insaintee

      Its only a matter of time for all of us LOL

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Much fun was had and thats all that matters

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  18. Well it looks like the rainy season is upon us once more. As I cant hang my washing out I better fire up the old tumble dryer!

    1. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Also not good for my huge electricity bill but I must avoid the rain on my clothes!

    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      If run short of funds Tom you only have to ask.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Tom is, indeed old, but far from senile. In fact, Tom could well be THE best poster on this forum.

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  19. im still finding it difficult to to take in todays result. I am somewhat stunned

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Take a deep breath Tom and pour a strong brandy.

    2. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      Brandy! Thats an Englishmans drink. Im am however enjoying a fine single malt, I like single malt. Malts should all be single

  20. Thats me back from Spain and I must say it is cold here

    1. insaintee

      insaintee

      More gratuitous insults from Obi. What an unpleasant individual.

    2. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      I fear the thin line between banter and childish insult is just a little too thin for some.

    3. faraway saint
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  21. I shall be is Spain for the next fortnight. Square dancing and beach aerobics for me.

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Have a very jolly time Tom, I'll miss you.

  22. Intolerence is like a fine wine, it improves with age

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Aye, that's a good yin?????????

    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Are you saying shull is actually Mr Bean?

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      That's an insult....................to Mr Bean.

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  23. The Darren McGregor news has ruined my evening....ruined it!

    1. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      I'd imagine the news that SMFC has paid for a holiday in Spain for Darren and his burd will have ruined shulls night too.

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