TediousTom

Me too T.T., woke up again and i'm still smiling.

Tom, you need your sleep, what if you take a nap during the game?

As long as I wake up to be told that the cup is coming back to Paisley....I do not care

At your age yir just lucky tae wake up

12 TT sleeps to go

Now 11, my nap has been completed...im off to bed now

Just woken up and now its 9!!!!!!!!

I slapped it about for half an hour and marvelled at the spring it still has. Life in old dog yet!

Half an hour? Sorry Tom, you almost had me believing you there. ;)

I said slapped not stroked

I woke up and it was sore...tends to happen when your body is falling to bits!

So you did hurt it in bed you auld dog.

He said he had a bad back not internal injuries

Slight hamstring issue Tom, it was decided not to gamble with him, should be back this week.

Well that sounds sensible. I did peruse the forum but I did not see any mention of it, although I am sure it will have been discussed at length in the appropriate thread

he pulled his hamstring,,,or was it,,,it may have been horsemeat

While on the Open Top Bus.

That's fine auld yin.

2 petitions are better than 1.........

cos one's the loneliest number since the numbers begun...

You can lock one of them yourselve Tom.

Click " Topic Moderation "

I like Porto.

It was my horseless carriage as ever. I sped past at 12mph!

Watch out for the Police Tom. They take a dim view of such reckless behaviour.

Indeed , i personnally , would never admit to that sort of behaviour on a public forum , you never know . The rozzers might read it. .

Don't go home to mrs tedious wi a bust pay poke tom.

As it turned out, Mrs Tedious well and truly burst that pay poke herself.

Never mind Tom there's always next week.

Besides she does look fetching in those new shoes

He read the forum, took all the suggestions into consideration. I think he should do what he want's, no any forum members are SPL managers, are they?

Thats very good my distant chum but it doesnt answer my question

Dummet was sent back to Newcastle and Guy is hopeless. Next question.

Have you pished yourself yet Tom?

I crashed shortly thereafter my distant chum. Two cups of coffee is way too much for me these days. I felt like I was 60 again!

Try 3 cups Tom, get some younger person to record it on some sort of device and send it into Youve Been Framed, £250 right there.

Or plastic glasses.

Watching Gus' St Mirren was like watching trench warefare

Aye, how some forget them days.

Merry Xmas Tone !

Hope you all had a good one.....yes Ive been and no faraway I will be cremated but thanks anyway!

Oh, nice and toasty Tom, nice.

Been a while since you had a semi Tom, so I heard?

I refer to it as a "lob on", but yes it has been a while

There will be nae f*cking spending spree from me.

Nutting

Terry Nuttin? I thought he was deid

Just a wee bit

And Mr J Goodwin too.

There was me, 3 lovely ladies and a sheep.......................