TediousTom
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Welcome to the club young thingmie. I look forward to following the progress of this exciting young talented player and I look forward to watching him set-up and score goals for the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co first team playing squad. Come next season we are unlikely to remember him unless we get to Hampden and young thingmie scores the winner, that said I look forward to watching him for the rest of the season. Now, what does this say for our managers confidence in Lewis Guy? I would suggest that it says that Mr Daniel Lennon has been desperate to bolster our squad with another striker as we had thon Dom Dwyer sitting in the stand, then thon Polish boy called Pat and now we have signed thon African born boy call Goncalves. If I were Mr Guy I would be thinking of "shooglie pegs" and the suchlike. The excitement of a new signing always brightens my day, now I would encourage our current managerial encumbent to go forth and secure a new centre half and at least one new full back.
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anyone know why wee clueless changed the team?
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He read the forum, took all the suggestions into consideration. I think he should do what he want's, no any forum members are SPL managers, are they?
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Thats very good my distant chum but it doesnt answer my question
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Dummet was sent back to Newcastle and Guy is hopeless. Next question.
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I have drank two coffee's today. I cant stop typing. Oh look ive stopped, no im back again
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Have you pished yourself yet Tom?
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I crashed shortly thereafter my distant chum. Two cups of coffee is way too much for me these days. I felt like I was 60 again!
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Try 3 cups Tom, get some younger person to record it on some sort of device and send it into Youve Been Framed, £250 right there.
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Thanks for your help with this. I followed a youtube video and I have re-set the internet settings and its all working now. A useful tip for other internet users is to have two browsers on your desktop. Had I not had Google chrome it would have been a right pain in my pile ridden bum. Thanks again for your kind assistance.
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Dear fellow forum users. I am concious that I seem to be the only computer illiterate forum member as I am the only one to start new topics asking questions that the rest of you forum users already know. My latest computing issue is my internet explorer. Basically it is not working and I don't know what to do. When I open it up I get a wee box saying that internet explorer isn't working and windows are checking for a solution to the problem and like a programme on Dave I always get the same ending "Internet explorer has stopped working - A problem caused the program to stop working correctly. Windows will close the program and notify you if a solution is available." I am currently online only because I downloaded google chrome at some point in my past. Anyway as I cant even open the bloody programme, how do I fix it?
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Its about time we re-introduced trench warfare...that would thin out those tracksuit wearing little buggers
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Or plastic glasses.
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Watching Gus' St Mirren was like watching trench warefare
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Aye, how some forget them days.
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Tomorrow I will spend the day visiting all my friends in the cemetery before eating and sleeping. So nows the time to wish all my fellow Buddies a very merry Christmas
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Merry Xmas Tone !
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Hope you all had a good one.....yes Ive been and no faraway I will be cremated but thanks anyway!
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Oh, nice and toasty Tom, nice.
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Well I am now being bombarded by telephone calls by Asian people from Talk Talk trying deperately to talk me out of leaving. At least someone cares deeply about me! Not only are they calling me most days but they have written to me, not once, not twice but thrice (three times, I just wanted it to rhyme) and they have even threatened me with a disconnection fee (that I dont owe, I may be old but im really not that stupid). Im actually quite annoyed by the way that this company operate, a very shady outfit indeed. Plusnet did seem like a perfectly good option but alas I have thrown my lot in with BT. With the half price deal for the first 12 months and full price for the remaining 6 they would appear to be the cheapest option. If I am still alive in 18 months I fully intend to change to plusnet but as 18 months is a long time and with the economy in its current state, Plusnet may not be operating in 18 months. I hope they are. Thank you to all my forum friends for lending a lttle bit of your time to advise me accordingly. Now, I may want a new kettle, any ideas?
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That sounds like damn good advice. I am leaving Talk Talk as I am fed up speaking to people whom I cannot understand. BT seem to be as good a bet as anyone however I am put off slightly a post above indicating that they use Indian call centres. This is exactly the kind of thing that I can no longer be bothered with. Virgin keep popping up with competitive deals but unfortunately Mr Branson has not laid his cables near to my house.
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Dear fellow forum users, I am currently a customer of a company called Talk Talk and I am becoming somewhat unhappy with the service I get. Firstly my router box that transmits the magic signal is now about 3 years old and I just dont think its very good (its a D link 2640r for you clever chaps and chappesses), Also the nice Asian man that answers the phone thinks im some sort of fool and likes to change the subject or suddenly cannot hear me when I mention the topic of cancellation. In short, ive had it with the buggers and I intend to change my phone and broadband to a shiny new phone and broadband company. I would also prefer a company that employs staff in the UK (or even better Scotland) as I dont like talking to foreign people whom I barely understand and whom barely understand me. I look forward to hearing the expertise and experience of my fellow forum users as I intend digest your comments and views before making an informed decision on this very matter. What about BT?
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So you cannot get into the pictures with a jam jar anymore. From now on I shall eat less jam!
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My elderly nerve endings are shattered. However well done lads , we have a semi final to attend!
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The weekend is upon us. Has anyone taken in any of the Paisley spree?
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There will be nae f*cking spending spree from me.
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My disdain at our defence remains. As such I cannot be content until we play again and this time I demand we do it properly.
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Nutting
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Terry Nuttin? I thought he was deid
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Just a wee bit
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I prefer my malts to be single Ballantines Gold Highland Park Milton Duff (becomeing increasingly difficult to source) Glenfiddich are fine examples of a good Scottish Whisky I dislike the Islay malts as well as jura and other products originating from the Islands. They taste like iodine. The above list is by no means exhaustive. Also I do not like seeing people in Scottish public houses consuming foreign muck such as jack Daniels. Whisky is very diverse and if you young ones would just try a few then I am sure you will find an example of our national drink that you will enjoy. I also try to drink Scottish beer, eat foot produced in Scotland and purchase products from Scottish owned companies. I like being Scottish. Oatcakes anyone?
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The weekend is here. Anyone want to share a story outlining your favourite weekend of all time?
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There was me, 3 lovely ladies and a sheep.......................
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Some carry that with the Serbians u21's and our soon to be ex countrymen. Give me a sentence outlining your thoughts.
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Ex countrymen...............hopefully :-)
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Who are we to judge Tom, do you remember how Mark Walters was treated in our country some years ago?
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I do recall Kendo and I was appalled as any decent human being should have been. As such i am equally appalled at the antics of the Serbians. Anyway, wheres your sentence?
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For the next 24 hours I wish sentences with "expensive fuel prices". I am already cold!
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
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Bollox
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One or two?
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I heard a very unfortunate story tonight whilst dribbling my soup down my shirt. Anyway, a singer called Jimmy Sommerville was savagely beaten by a man who is the dyslexic father of a Jimmy Saville victim. These things are never good to hear!
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The weather has taken a cold turn and as such the latest word is "winter". Give me a sentence with winter.
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Only the Saints could turn a win..........ter a defeat......................Sorry, that was Pi**
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Thai winters are not as cold as in Scotland.
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Yes Somner, this winter I will struggle to keep my humble abode warm!
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You are aware that Mr Hugh Murray now plays for the Patick Thistle professional football club and not the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co. As such I feel that your lust for argument may be better served by starting a similiar thread on a Partick Thistle football supporters internet forum as such a forum will be viewed and commented on by supporters of the Partick Thistle professional football club. It is always unfortunate when any individual suffers a serious injury but in essence this has nothing to do with the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co or its supporters. In short, what I am really trying to say is "off you pop and have a bath". This is a refrence to the fact that the Greenock dwellers who are posting on this forum should find something better to do with there time and as I regard them as unclean, they should have a good old fashioned wash.
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As its Sunday I picked the word "reflection" for todays sentence. Give me a sentence with "reflection"
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on reflection, delpierro realised the word he was searching for was: patronising.
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Nae blue pills, nae reflection.
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Insaintee beat me to it.
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Its now Saturday and a match day. Todays word will be "banned", give me a sentence with the word "banned"
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Get out of this pub you're barred. Ooops sorry it was as close as I could get to banned.
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If you are bad you will get banned.
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your posts are as tedious as your username would suggest, what a boring fanny of a poster
