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Happy Buddie

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  1. What the hell does she do as a solo act? Mime being sawn in half?
  2. .....what? Let go of the croc to pull it out and it fecks off into deep water? Aye, that'll work.
  3. That's the NRA argument. Say 200 in the nightclub, all with guns. Mad, gay Islamist starts spraying, all 200 join in, it would have been like a scene from From Dusk Till dawn.
  4. I wonder what his Grandad would've made of that. Was it his mummy that made him that way?
  5. It''ll probably be emigrating to the USofA or Australia next month anyway!!
  6. "The Claret Jug that is presented each year to the winner of The Open has arrived in Glasgow ahead of this year's golf championship at Royal Troon." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36478521 Naw, it hasn't. It has arrived in Paisley or Inchinnan, but it's still a few miles OUTSIDE Weegieville. I wish that page was open for comments.
  7. What was the previous name of the pub at Maxwellton that's now the Copper Coin? Was it the Maxwelton Bar or was that the place that's now an undertaker?
  8. Well, we all know the Conservatives are champ dancers.
  9. I thought it was indirectly run and financed by a quango?
  10. I'm sure it's Patterson that has a team, and I mean a team, who work together 9-5 in an office, producing novels almost in the same way as Henry Ford made cars.
  11. The sentence is logical, I would argue. There was a probability, not just a possibility, that he would pass out at some stage whilst driving.
  12. Surely he was culpable in that he knew that eventually he would have a blackout whilst he was driving, and given that most of the time he was driving it was a 13 ton bin lorry, incapable of being redirected or stopped from within the cab. If I were to sit on Ayr beach, starting at 5am, with a random alarm going off at irregular intervals, and each time I heard it, throw a stone into the water, I know that eventually I would hit someone either on the beach or in the water, and when it happened I'd be charged with assault. Why si that so different from the George Square scenario? Is it just too logical for the legal mind, i.e. ye cannae make money oot o' it if all it takes is logic?
  13. There was report earlier this week about dozens of villages in Gallecia, Spain being desolate due to de-population Send the buggers there, solve two problems.
  14. A wee lad got hit on the head by a jar of curry sauce in Morrison's, caused him a fractured skull and swelling on the brain.............doctors are keeping him in a medically-induced korma.
  15. Awful stuff, tasted of plastic and made me wheeze, I must have been allergic to some of the nuclear toxins that were in it.
  16. If I migh borrow a legendary phrase from a legend.......It's a cathartic moment.
  17. A gentle soul, I knew him since I was a nipper, just a year or so older than me, he lived then, I think, in Findhorn Avenue in Foxbar.
  18. Murphy is a vegetarian, tee-totaller with a very firm line in invisible sky-daddies and the power based near the Italian capital. Must be a right barrel of laughs on a night oot. Also went to Uni for nine years but didnae get a degree. Is this the level down to which Labour have stooped? A guy whose life is based on superstition?
  19. http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/crime-courts/martial-arts-killer-boasted-to-instructor.25715122 Martial arts killer boasted to instructor Wilma Riley Wednesday 29 October 2014 A MAN who used martial arts kicks during an unprovoked street attack on a stranger has been convicted of murder. Luke Quinn, 33, left his victim Simon Richardson dying in the street after an assault which involved knocking him to the ground and then stamping on him as he lay defenceless. Hours later Quinn, of Busby, East Renfrewshire, boasted to his taekwon do instructor by text about what he had done.
  20. Aye, like Josef Fritzl kept his daughter safe.
  21. Aye, the bosses are doing them a favour by allowing them to work in their factories, and getting to use all that nice heat for notthing.
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