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Bigmouth Strikes Again!

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  1. Given a regular run in the side Billy Mehmet can score goals regularly. 10 goals a season in the SPL would be a great return. What we need is a quality partner for him.
  2. Vicar in a Tutu I was minding my business Lifting some lead off The roof of the Holy Name church It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on the blistering sight Of a vicar in a tutu He's not strange He just wants to live his life this way Bigmouth Strikes Again Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed Ouija Board, Ouija Board The table is rumbling The glass is moving "No, I was NOT pushing that time" : P.U.S.H.O. double F. You're the one for me Fatty You're the One for me, fatty You're the One I really, really love And I will stay Promise you'll say If I'm ever in your way A-hey November Spawned a Monster Poor twisted child So ugly, so ugly Poor twisted child Oh hug me, oh hug me One November Spawned a monster In the shape of this child
  3. 1. The Queen is Dead I said Charles, don't you ever crave To appear on the front of the Daily Mail Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil ? 2. Meat is Murder And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent, tasty or kind It's death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER 3. Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now In my life Why do I smile At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye ? 4. Girlfriend in a Coma Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it's really serious There were times when I could Have murdered her But you know, I would hate Anything to happen to her 5. Shoplifters of the World Unite My only weakness is a listed crime But last night the plans of a future war Was all I saw on Channel Four Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over Hand it over Hand it over
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