Bill Lees Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 The Bluebell Polka - Jimmy Shand and his Scottish Country Dance Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 "Maggie" by Sydney Devine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 That's the spirit Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Reopened and merged. Now f**king behave all of you or none of you will get to go to the match tonight and it'll be straight to bed with no dinner Two become one-The Spice Girls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) Fluke - Atom bomb Edited August 22, 2006 by dmc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Aisha-Death in Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Aisha-Death in Vegas. Just did a google search for "tub girl" from your sig NN. You are one sick, sick puppy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) I thought it was Tubs from League of Gentlemen and you don't get much sicker than her... Now have to look again, I guess... edit One tub girl I found had jobby smeared on her and the image banned by Bucketshop... the tubgirl image below was worse... Edited August 22, 2006 by chingford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Holiday in Cambodia - DKs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 By the way, I got House of Love recently again and deary, deary me, what a great album that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Poisoning pigeons in the park- Tom Lehrer. We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.Except for the few we take home to experiment. My pulse will be quickenin' With each drop of strychnine We feed to a pigeon. It just takes a smidgin! To poison a pigeon in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Poisoning pigeons in the park- Tom Lehrer. Marvellous, McB. Marvellous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) "Granny, Get Off the Gas Stove - You're Too Old To Be Riding The Range" - Shooie Glen (Paisley's Singing Cowboy) and the Silver Threads. Edited August 22, 2006 by Bill Lees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Poisoning pigeons in the park- Tom Lehrer. Strangely enough, I was singing that to myself earlier in the day (this afternoon) well before that post was written...... We've gained notoriety,And caused much anxiety, In the Audubon Society, With our games.... They call it impiety, And lack of propriety, And quite a variety, Of unpleasant names..... But it's not against any religion, To want to dispose of... A pigeon......................... Lehrer is a fecking genius. Got onto listening to him after hearing the infamous Elements song in science/physics/chemistry class videos back in my school days. Since bought his 'In Concert' album - tremendous stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Oh and right now I'm listening to......... Fear Factory - Pisschrist......... WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOUR NOW?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I have little doubt that McB - Closet wannabe Buddy! - was trying to draw our attention to the guy who made the Yankee Audubon society possible - Alexander Wilson! Who left the bonnie toon as a venturous youth, and went oot abroad, and then 'ticked off' just about every N.A. bird possible... so that Audubon could swannie (wow- the puns!) in a wee bit later and found a 'Society'... Thanks, McB - statue at the corner of the street entering the toon hall Abbey road. Pay homage, buddies. A good guy! A wee bit aboot Alexander Wulsin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I have little doubt that McB - Closet wannabe Buddy! - was trying to draw our attention to the guy who made the Yankee Audubon society possible - Alexander Wilson! Who left the bonnie toon as a venturous youth, and went oot abroad, and then 'ticked off' just about every N.A. bird possible... so that Audubon could swannie (wow- the puns!) in a wee bit later and found a 'Society'... Thanks, McB - statue at the corner of the street entering the toon hall Abbey road. Pay homage, buddies. A good guy! A wee bit aboot Alexander Wulsin... Shite no Must try and find the statue- wee homage needed May have passed it pished after a beer fest night. Most pleased that some chaps get the Audubon reference. Lehrer is indeed a feckin' genius. Currently it's Oedipus Rex From the Bible to the popular song,There's one theme that we find right along; Of all ideals they hail as good, The most sublime is motherhood. There was a man though, who it seems, Once carried this ideal to extremes. He loved his mother and she loved him, And yet his story is rather grim. There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex, You may have heard about his odd complex. His name appears in Freud's index 'Cause he loved his mother. His rivals used to say quite a bit That as a monarch he was most unfit. But still in all they had to admit That he loved his mother. Yes, he loved his mother like no other, His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother. One thing on which you can depend is, He sure knew who a boy's best friend is. When he found what he had done, He tore his eyes out, one by one. A tragic end to a loyal son Who loved his mother. So be sweet and kind to mother, Now and then have a chat. Buy her candy or some flowers, Or a brand new hat. But maybe you had better let it go at that. Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex And you may end up like Oedipus. I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus Than end up like old Oedipus Rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Shite no Must try and find the statue- wee homage needed May have passed it pished after a beer fest night. Most pleased that some chaps get the Audubon reference. Lehrer is indeed a feckin' genius. Currently it's Oedipus Rex An absolute classic McB. Another one I like from the aforementioned album is the story of the great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky................ Who made me the genius I am today,The mathematician that others all quote? Who's the professor that made me that way, The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat? One man deserves the credit, One man deserves the blame, and Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy! Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache... I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky. In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize! Plagiarize, Let no one else's work evade your eyes, Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, So don't shade your eyes, But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize... Only be sure always to call it please, "research". And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same, And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy! Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache... I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. It was on Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Metrization of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold. Bozhe moi! This I know from nothing. But I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea - haha! I have a friend in Minsk, Who has a friend in Pinsk, Whose friend in Omsk Has friend in Tomsk With friend in Akmolinsk. His friend in Alexandrovsk Has friend in Petropavlovsk, Whose friend somehow Is solving now The problem in Dnepropetrovsk. And when his work is done - Haha! - begins the fun. From Dnepropetrovsk To Petropavlovsk, By way of Iliysk, And Novorossiysk, To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk To Tomsk to Omsk To Pinsk to Minsk To me the news will run, Yes, to me the news will run! And then I write By morning, night, And afternoon, And pretty soon My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed, When he finds out I published first! And who made me a big success And brought me wealth and fame? Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy! Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache... I am never forget the day my first book is published. Every chapter I stole from somewhere else. Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory. This book, this book was sensational! Pravda - ah, Pravda - Pravda said: "Zhil byl korol' kogda-to, Pri njom blokha zhila" ("It stinks"). But Izvestia! Izvestia said: "Ya idu kuda sam tzar' peshkom hodil" ("It stinks"). Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva bought the movie rights for six million rubles, Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle', With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse. And who deserves the credit? And who deserves the blame? Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 'Start Wearing Purple' by Gogol Bordello, then 'Johnny Cash' by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 "Songs from the Dunnies" by Glen Daly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yodelling Crayfish by Liberty Bodice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_SMFC Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 House of Fun - Madness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Mary Magdelete by Dried Flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 'Start Wearing Purple' by Gogol Bordello You'd better watch yourself, mate; I posted that one as well then got told to fúck off for listening to obscure pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Listening to Shine A Little Love by ELO. Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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