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Top Five Grumpy Old Men Things


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1. It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

2. When you are in queues it annoys the fùck out of you when someone

is dithering

3. When you see some fashions and you think what a cùnt for dressing like that

4. If the music is too loud then you ARE too old

5. It frightens you because you have less time to live than you have already lived

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1. It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

2. When you are in queues it annoys the fùck out of you when someone

is dithering

3. When you see some fashions and you think what a cùnt for dressing like that

4. If the music is too loud then you ARE too old

5. It frightens you because you have less time to live than you have already lived

193929[/snapback]

Def number 4 im 42 and hate music that turned down, the louder the better, KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD :headbang:headbang:headbang:headbang

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2. When you are in queues it annoys the fùck out of you when someone

is dithering

3. When you see some fashions and you think what a cùnt for dressing like that

193929[/snapback]

Wouldn't say those two are grumpy old men things, especially the one about queues.

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I could - possibly - be old.

I hate other people's noise.

A neighbour's wean was noisy with...  'HER'  'music'...

An hour and a bit of Edinburgh City Police Pipe Band... let us all realise there could be compromise. :)

194178[/snapback]

Don't mean to be pedantic, Ching (LIAR!!!) but they're actually now called Lothian and Borders Police Pipe Band and, in fact, have been for a wee while now. :rolleyes:

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1. ALWAYS drive at 50 in the middle lane.

2. Sell-by dates mean nothing. If it doesn't smell bad, it's edible.

3. A bunnet is for life.

4. They don't make heavy like they used to.

5. Why do we have all those satellite channels showing nothing but repeats when we used to moan like fúck when the BBC do it?

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