Bill Lees Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 You know the drill - you just have to see one and you immediately think "wanker". To help you, they're usually being driven in a wanker-like fashion by a prize wanker (baseball cap optional). Having a wank as he drives. With the word "Wanker" tatooed on his head. And a big "Wanker" medallion. Did I mention the driver's a wanker ? 1. The BMW XS 4 wheel drive. 2. The Mercedes Gawd knows whit L (big 4 wheel drive fecker, always in metallic silver - I don't think it comes in any other colour) 3. The Subaru Impreza (without fail). 4. Absolutely any model of Porsche. 5. The Ford Fiesta (Chav model only). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 1. Fiat Multipla. Driving one of these should be an offence under the road traffic act. 2. Humvee. What the fúck is THAT all about? 3. Anything towing a caravan. 4. Anything with blue lights on it. Well, obviously apart from the fire brigade, ambulance and polis. Evening ossifer. 5. Anything in front of me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 The latest ever increasing danger on the roads is young-ish female ladette types. They mainly appear in the following: VW Golf's - generally worst offenders VW Polo's - as above only more anger and less attitude, probably 'cos their arrogant ladette friend has a golf BMW Mini - Mirrors are clearly a fashion item as are the indicators Renault Clio - the favourite of the drugged up ladette Peugeot 30* - usually a fat angry ladette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 1 Driving any BMW is evidence of an imagination bypass and sheep like tendencies 2 When I were a lad the ultimate wanker mobile was the Ford XR3 3 Anyone who feels the need to tranport their weans in a 4x4 that's bigger than many Second world war tanks. 4 Modified Vauxhall Corsas 5 Mitsibushi GT 3000 the ultimate medallion man motor The Mercedes you refer to Bill is the M-Class. American built. As we all know Americans can't build cars or make beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. The Piper Bravo 2. The Saltire 3. The Bruce 4. The Beryl Bravo 5. The Ninian North I've wanked in them aw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hackneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. The Piper BravoI've wanked in them aw 194881[/snapback] So it wasn't just the Alpha that had a major blow out PS.Please take that the way it was intended.I'm not being nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 So it wasn't just the Alpha that had a major blow out PS.Please take that the way it was intended.I'm not being nasty 194884[/snapback] No offence taken HSS, f'ckn cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint gav Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. saxo vtr 2. saxo vts 3. saxo vtr 4. saxo vts 4. saxo vtr feckin h8 saxos and thier braindead drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. saxo vtr 2. saxo vts 3. saxo vtr 4. saxo vts 4. saxo vtr feckin h8 saxos and thier braindead drivers 194931[/snapback] I sense you know someone with an aforementioned Saxo? And I also sense s/he gets on your tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I sense you know someone with an aforementioned Saxo?And I also sense s/he gets on your tits? 194941[/snapback] Madam Ching, there's a future for you in the Astrology game or perhaps as a Medium. McB could be your familiar from the "other side". I've heard he's an Extra Large these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I prefer a Sherman tank, me self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Madam Ching, there's a future for you in the Astrology game or perhaps as a Medium. McB could be your familiar from the "other side". I've heard he's an Extra Large these days. 194946[/snapback] Whadya mean- "these days"? Anyhoo how could these cars have missed a mention? 1. Austin allegro 2. Volvo SUV 3. Any SUV used to take young Cameron and Callista to Hutchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Can't abide 4x4s in towns. The French, as usual, have the right idea. paris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. saxo vtr 2. saxo vts 3. saxo vtr 4. saxo vts 4. saxo vtr feckin h8 saxos and thier braindead drivers 194931[/snapback] Must be kinda salty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Hackneys 194883[/snapback] Not yer usual venue for a cheeky wee wank but whatever floats yer boat taxi driving freakoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Not yer usual venue for a cheeky wee wank but whatever floats yer boat taxi driving freakoid. 195058[/snapback] Cheers mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 In no particular order: 1. Any "supercar". Totally impractical & makes you look like a complete berk with a small, or indeed no, penis. 2. Anything in LHD. You are gonnae get royally pointed & laughed at going across toll bridges or going through a 'drive thru'. 3. Any Chevrolet. They're either shitty yank tanks or rebadged Daewoos. Both utter pish. 4. Mitsubishi Evo/Nissan Skyline/Subaru Impreza. Makes you look like a complete berk who plays Gran Turismo games too much. 5. Overly modified small hatchbacks of any kind. Normally driven by one of the Burberry brigade with a thumping great stereo. You'll no fit a good bit of MDF in one o' them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 I prefer a Sherman tank, me self. 194972[/snapback] Thats what I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint gav Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 I sense you know someone with an aforementioned Saxo?And I also sense s/he gets on your tits? 194941[/snapback] yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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