suedehead Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Any ideas?.......I"ve employed all methods known to me on countless occasions each,......now lookin for something with a novelty factor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Have you tried wiping your knob on the curtains ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Thats only 1 and not very novel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 I was going to say "wipe your cock on the curtains" until I saw Bill's response. Then I asked guys in my work and they all said "what about wiping your penis on the curtains/bedclothes/her nightie/her hair/her face/her tonsils". It's quite amazing how we all have similar thoughts at certain times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Then I asked guys in my work and they all said "what about wiping your penis on the curtains/bedclothes/her nightie/her hair/her face/her tonsils". 197590[/snapback] Nah, it's definitely the curtains that'll get her bealin' ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 do a shite and don't flush then do some of the dishes and leave the rest in the basin,leave the hot tap dripping,turn your smelly socks outside in and leave them on the sofa,leave the computer on with a porn site still on the screen. if that doesnt work................ wipe yer knob on the curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoi Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 how about her best friends curtains?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 1:Go to see the Budz every week........ 2:Drink like fúck................... 3:Buy Zig-Zags frequently.................. 4:Ignore her folks................ 5:Spend half your life on the internet and buy stuff without telling her............... It works for me.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Any ideas?.......I"ve employed all methods known to me on countless occasions each,......now lookin for something with a novelty factor! 197574[/snapback] Do a shìte in her handbag, that usually works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Shout another burds name when ye're at the tickely bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Book a holiday with the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Nah, it's definitely the curtains that'll get her bealin' ........ 197620[/snapback] Beef curtains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Any ideas?.......I"ve employed all methods known to me on countless occasions each,......now lookin for something with a novelty factor! 197574[/snapback] Try singing the Stones number 'Angie'................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 1:Go to see the Budz every week........2:Drink like fúck................... 3:Buy Zig-Zags frequently.................. 4:Ignore her folks................ 5:Spend half your life on the internet and buy stuff without telling her............... It works for me.................................... 197627[/snapback] No 5 works really well, that stupid cow I'm hitched to has just f**ked off to her sisters........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 OHHHHHHHH! ......THAT WAS LOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Shag her pal - works every time - soon you will be single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Shag her pal - works every time - soon you will be single 197695[/snapback] Or her sister if she's got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 I was going to say "wipe your cock on the curtains" until I saw Bill's response. Then I asked guys in my work and they all said "what about wiping your penis on the curtains/bedclothes/her nightie/her hair/her face/her tonsils".It's quite amazing how we all have similar thoughts at certain times. 197590[/snapback] What the f**k would you know about Women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 What the f**k would you know about Women 197776[/snapback] He's no bad at the bweast stwoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Or her sister if she's got one. 197752[/snapback] Or her maw, that will pss her right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 What the f**k would you know about Women 197776[/snapback] I listened to everything you told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 I listened to everything you told me. 197841[/snapback] Dont listen to anything HSS tells you about women greig,......... If the big daftie knew anything about them,....he wouldnt be gettin married to one of them next saturday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 women hate being ignored. that drives them up the wall quicker than anything. go to the football,don't answer her texts or phonecalls,go home late,put all the lights on and put the telly on. talk to your pet if you have one (talking to a goldfish is best) have more beer and when she eventually comes through to the living room/lounge/shed (delete as required if youre working class/middle class/greenock person)........................ wipe your knob on the curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Aye everyone seems to rate the crispy-curtains scenario as a winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollz Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Remind me never to go out with a guy again... It has to be girls after that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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