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So many to choose from but here's my top five. Probably change after a few suggestions, though:-

1. Fork Handles (of course)

2. Mastermind - The Question Before Last

3. Separate Telephone Booths

4. Appeal on Behalf of Amnesiacs (Arfur Brick)

5. The Church Sermon in Cockney Rhyming Slang (The small, brown Richard the Third)

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1. Fork Handles (of course)

2. Mastermind - Question before Last.

And your specialist subject is ?

Charlie Smithers.

What is archaeology?

Yes, quite correct.

What is the book that lists members of the peerage?

A study of old fossils.

Who are (Jack Jones) and Geoffrey Howe?

Burke's.

What's the difference between a donkey and an ass?

One's a trade union leader, the other one's a member of the cabinet.

Complete the quotation - to be or not to be...

They're both the same.

What is Bernard Manning famous for?

That is the question.

Who is the current Archbishop of Canterbury ?

A fat man who tells blue jokes.

What do people pray on in church ?

Doctor Robert Runcie.

3. The Phantom Raspberry Blower (I'm Inspector Corner. Corner of the Yard :) )

4. The Reverend Spooner.

5. Spokesman for the Society for the Clumsy (I could really relate to that).

6. "Rook's Orf."

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