ped Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 (edited) In decending order>>> 5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better, After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few. Edited November 27, 2005 by ped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 1/Sweet Home Caravana 2/The Coward of Ross County 3/ Shitkickers Waltz( copyright B.Connolly) 4/I was 8 years old and the shot my paw,an they shot my old dog too 5/ 7 sisters for 7 brothers ( copyright GMFC) and so on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted November 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 1/Sweet Home Caravana2/The Coward of Ross County 3/ Shitkickers Waltz( copyright B.Connolly) 4/I was 8 years old and the shot my paw,an they shot my old dog too 5/ 7 sisters for 7 brothers ( copyright GMFC) and so on... 212707[/snapback] Nice one !! Heres some more - numbers 10 - 6 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted November 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 and here is the last of them up to number sixteen 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night, That Chewed my Ass All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better, Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 1/ I snort the line ( George O'Boyle) 2/ I have a checkered past..much the same as my shirt 3/ Fiat Bravo 4/ Wullies Bandido moustache 5/ A shot of sasperilla an a really dirty cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted November 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 1/ I snort the line ( George O'Boyle)2/ I have a checkered past..much the same as my shirt 3/ Fiat Bravo 4/ Wullies Bandido moustache 5/ A shot of sasperilla an a really dirty cow. 212716[/snapback] Enough !! you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Enough !! you win 212728[/snapback] Muchos Gracias Amigo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 4/ Wullies Bandido moustache 212716[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 In lieu of the country fermers coming to Love St On Saturday... 1/ Amex is my middle name.....jethro is my first 2/ We used to be a Capital...but now we're just a shithole 3/ 99% of Gargoyles look like Owen Coyle 4/ Promise me son not to plow the field I done 5/ Ye can tell I am a sherriff cos my Pringle is embossed mare to follow....Yeeeehaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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