Bud the Baker Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 1. Kylie Minogue (while wearing gold hotpants - me that is) 2. Stockard Channing (or any of the Pink Ladies) 3. Chrissie Hyndes (she's getting on a bit now but she was always my fave rock chick) 4. Christine Keeler (the chair picture still does it for me) 5. Nichelle Nichols (Crazy Name - Crazy Gal) Quote
Bill Lees Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Hmmmm. Not at all sure I'd fancy licking salad cream off of Chrissie Hynde or Nichelle Nichols (Uhura ! Bless You!). They're both knocking on a fair old bit, and Chrissie Hynde is a bitter and twisted old militant vegetarian. Quote
Bud the Baker Posted January 4, 2006 Author Report Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Chrissie Hynde - Knocking on a bit, bitter and twisted old militant vegetarian. 223664[/snapback] Yes. I believe that's what she puts in the Lonely Hearts page! Similar in many ways to a certain moderator.................... *************************************** Obviously it's my fantasy and I'll be having them in their prime! Edited January 4, 2006 by Bud the Baker Quote
Wilbur Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Hmmmm. Not at all sure I'd fancy licking salad cream off of Chrissie Hynde or Nichelle Nichols (Uhura ! Bless You!). They're both knocking on a fair old bit, and Chrissie Hynde is a bitter and twisted old militant vegetarian. 223664[/snapback] I'd still rather take my chances licking salad cream off either of that pair than off your curtains Bill. Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 1. Kylie Minogue (while wearing gold hotpants - me that is)2. Stockard Channing (or any of the Pink Ladies) 3. Chrissie Hyndes (she's getting on a bit now but she was always my fave rock chick) 4. Christine Keeler (the chair picture still does it for me) 5. Nichelle Nichols (Crazy Name - Crazy Gal) 223661[/snapback] Their mammy's wid dae me Quote
simon templar Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Why is Uhura's skin brown?Because William Shatner 223896[/snapback] Is that classed as a racist joke...? Quote
madmitch Posted January 4, 2006 Report Posted January 4, 2006 Is that classed as a racist joke...? 223902[/snapback] No but defo shitist Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 Is that classed as a racist joke...? 223902[/snapback] Is it classed as a joke Quote
Tom McB Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 Top 5 bodies to lick mayo off? Chicken Lobster Crab Barbied King Prawn Grilled Salmon Quote
Tom McB Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 Chrissie Hynde is a bitter and twisted old militant vegetarian. 223664[/snapback] Surprised that wee Tony's naw put her in charge of Defra then Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 and Chrissie Hynde is a bitter and twisted old militant vegetarian. 223664[/snapback] She canny be a vegetarian, wi a knob stuck doon her throat Quote
The Sandman Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Chrissy Hyde shagged Jim Kerr and Ray Davis........... Ray Davis shagged Tom Robinson............. Jim Kerr shagged Patsy Kensit....... Patsy Kensit shagged Liam Gallacher..... So Liam must be a poof.................... Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Chrissy Hyde shagged Jim Kerr and Ray Davis...........Ray Davis shagged Tom Robinson............. Jim Kerr shagged Patsy Kensit....... Patsy Kensit shagged Liam Gallacher..... So Liam must be a poof.................... 224846[/snapback] Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Chrissy Hyde shagged Jim Kerr and Ray Davis...........Ray Davis shagged Tom Robinson............. Jim Kerr shagged Patsy Kensit....... Patsy Kensit shagged Liam Gallacher..... So Liam must be a poof.................... 224846[/snapback] And Wee McCoist shagged them aw Quote
Reidy1987 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 And Wee McCoist shagged them aw 224936[/snapback] And you shagged McCoist Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 And you shagged McCoist 224960[/snapback] Naw ah didnae........................... ah shagged his maw Quote
Hendo Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 1. Kylie Minogue (while wearing gold hotpants - me that is)2. Stockard Channing (or any of the Pink Ladies) 3. Chrissie Hyndes (she's getting on a bit now but she was always my fave rock chick) 4. Christine Keeler (the chair picture still does it for me) 5. Nichelle Nichols (Crazy Name - Crazy Gal) 223661[/snapback] Who is Nichelle Nichols? Quote
chingford Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Who is Nichelle Nichols? 225102[/snapback] Quote
North Sea Saint Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 225105[/snapback] And she'd still get it Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 My top five is as follows:- 1. Audrey Taylor – a lassie I knew from the brass band when I was in school 2. Jenny Smith – a lassie I knew from uni 3. Barbara Allen – a lassie I used to go with from Irvine 4. Sheena Otley – a lassie I knew from working down in Irvine 5. Karen McMonagle – a lassie I work beside at present. Keep it real, dudes. Quote
Bill Lees Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 My top five is as follows:-1. Audrey Taylor – a lassie I knew from the brass band when I was in school 2. Jenny Smith – a lassie I knew from uni 3. Barbara Allen – a lassie I used to go with from Irvine 4. Sheena Otley – a lassie I knew from working down in Irvine 5. Karen McMonagle – a lassie I work beside at present. Keep it real, dudes. 227787[/snapback] Hmmm. Lassies you "knew". Would that be in the biblical sense ? Seems like we're looking at Greig's list of conquests. I've got more than 5, anyway Quote
windae cleaner Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 My top five is as follows:-1. Audrey Taylor – a lassie I knew from the brass band when I was in school 2. Jenny Smith – a lassie I knew from uni 3. Barbara Allen – a lassie I used to go with from Irvine 4. Sheena Otley – a lassie I knew from working down in Irvine 5. Karen McMonagle – a lassie I work beside at present. Keep it real, dudes. 227787[/snapback] Audrey Taylor was quite nice, ye wee perv Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 Audrey Taylor was quite nice, ye wee perv 227855[/snapback] Indeed. So you'll be in full agreement with me, then. I'm suprised you never listed that lassie in the curry hoose in Ayr....you could have spent a week between her ample breasts without coming up for air! 227808[/snapback] No, in this case, I'd be the one covered in salad cream and she'd be the one doing the licking. Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 Hmmm. Lassies you "knew". Would that be in the biblical sense ? Seems like we're looking at Greig's list of conquests. I've got more than 5, anyway 227801[/snapback] Nah, Bill. Everyone knows I don't have conquests. Quote
facepainter87 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 My top five is as follows:-5. Karen McMonagle – a lassie I work beside at present. Keep it real, dudes. 227787[/snapback] Are you hoping she reads the posts on here Greig Quote
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