EL NOMBRE Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 1/ Aberdeen:-...(Singing from the beach end) Acker Bilk:-Stranger on the shore "Doo Doo...Doo Doo....Doooo doobeedoobeedoo.." 2/ Rangers:-(after doing stand up for the champions obviously)...A staggering rendition of the French National anthem. 3/ Celtic:-Oasis:Roll with it.....a bouncy black and white rendition 4/ DUFC:-Simon&Garfunkel:the Boxer....in tribute to Jim McLean 5/ Falkirk:-The Who:I can see for miles.....as they still won't have a finished stadium with 4 sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hibs - U2's Vertigo. Bloody big stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Ferranti Thistle - Status Quo: Down, Down. Only if we meet them in the cup of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 For the Arabs:"2 shoes....I've f**king got 2 shoes...I've f**king got 2 shoes...I've f**king got 2 shoes" Some might not get that....others who've been travelling to Tangerineville for a while will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 For the Arabs:"2 shoes....I've f**king got 2 shoes...I've f**king got 2 shoes...I've f**king got 2 shoes" Some might not get that....others who've been travelling to Tangerineville for a while will. I have and I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I have and I don't. Its a Fundee Utd tradition. If ye come from the west coast they think it's a highly amusing jape to call ye a tink. According to them all weegies and west coast folk are that poor they only have one shoe...hence the song.They've been dain it for years and years.Surprised a man of your worldly experience hasn't chanced upon this already Greig. Hate when ye need tae explain stuff....but....it is Close Season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Its a Fundee Utd tradition. If ye come from the west coast they think it's a highly amusing jape to call ye a tink. According to them all weegies and west coast folk are that poor they only have one shoe...hence the song.They've been dain it for years and years.Surprised a man of your worldly experience hasn't chanced upon this already Greig. Hate when ye need tae explain stuff....but....it is Close Season. Probably couldnae make it out cos it sounded like “Yin sheh, yeh’ve ehnly gat yin shehâ€. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Probably couldnae make it out cos it sounded like “Yin sheh, yeh’ve ehnly gat yin shehâ€. Ye cannae beat a Dundee "peh" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 NSS will tell ye it doesnae matter wherr the "peh" is from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 NSS will tell ye it doesnae matter wherr the "peh" is from. He's had mair "peh" than Aulds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 According to them all weegies and west coast folk are that poor they only have one shoe...hence the song. Don't ye just love Dundee? As Jerry Sadowitz says "Pour boiling water over a Dundonian and you get a new flavour of Pot Noodle". "Dundee lost out on Ford opening a factory there because the city fathers are all mentally retarded." Aye, The sun sometimes shines, the rain sometimes rains but Dundee will always be a shitehole haven of fúckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Don't ye just love Dundee? As Jerry Sadowitz says "Pour boiling water over a Dundonian and you get a new flavour of Pot Noodle". "Dundee lost out on Ford opening a factory there because the city fathers are all mentally retarded." Aye, The sun sometimes shines, the rain sometimes rains but Dundee will always be a shitehole haven of fúckwits. They've got a nice boat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 So I discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfast crew Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) vladamir romanov he sucks paul heartly off paul heartley is gay your goin down in a russian submarine champions league yer havin a laugh sack when yer winning ye get the sack when yer winning all addressed to the jam farts Edited May 16, 2006 by buckfast crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 vladamir romanov he sucks paul heartly off paul heartley is gay your goin down in a russian submarine champions league yer havin a laugh sack when yer winning ye get the sack when yer winning all addressed to the jam farts I'm liking very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 To the tune of Sgt. Pepper:- It was 20 years ago today, Hearts blew the double away, They’d been up and down for a while, But gave us all a smile, So may we just say to you, The big team that’s oh-so small, Heart of Midlothian cannae win f**k all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 To the tune of Sgt. Pepper:- It was 20 years ago today, Hearts blew the double away, They’d been up and down for a while, But gave us all a smile, So may we just say to you, The big team that’s oh-so small, Heart of Midlothian cannae win f**k all. No 3 bad Greig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint gav Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 for the **** new manager leguen leguen yer arse is up for rent paul leguen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs_Proud_2_be_a_Buddy Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Either of Old Firm at Love Street - You all live in a PAISLEY HOUSING SCHEME , A PAISLEY HOUSING SCHEME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie the Charolais Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Either of Old Firm at Love Street - You all live in a PAISLEY HOUSING SCHEME , A PAISLEY HOUSING SCHEME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bastrads GIRFUTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 To that f**ker T*kl*y......... YOU SUCK DICK..................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AXEMAN Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 FOR DUNFERMILNE- CHAMPIONIEES FOR BOTH SIDES OF THE OLD FIRM- DO YOU KNOW A FOOTBALL SONG FOR CELTIC- WHERES UR KENO GONE (TO THE TUNE OF CHIRP CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP) FOR INVERNESS + HUNDEE UTD- UR 2 POOR FOR IBROX FOR ABERDEEN- YOU ONLY SING WHEN UR SHEERING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HERE WE COME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 FOR DUNFERMILNE- CHAMPIONIEES FOR BOTH SIDES OF THE OLD FIRM- DO YOU KNOW A FOOTBALL SONG FOR CELTIC- WHERES UR KENO GONE (TO THE TUNE OF CHIRP CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP) FOR INVERNESS + HUNDEE UTD- UR 2 POOR FOR IBROX FOR ABERDEEN- YOU ONLY SING WHEN UR SHEERING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HERE WE COME classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 To the H*ns, Hello Hello, can't sing this tune you know............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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