EL NOMBRE Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 1/ Lob a cat out of a windae....see if it does land on its feet. 2/ Go to your local 24 hour supermarket and purposely move stuff about just to annoy the shelf stackers. 3/ Annoy the bar staff by turning a pint of water upside down onto the bar(Cover the top with a beer mat first)...remove the beer mat....and watch them try,and fail,to slide the glass towards the sink without spilling the contents all over themselves. 4/ Order something from betterware for your neighbour and don't tell them.Watch how they laugh when the wee man tries to get them to cough up the readies. 5/ Go to B&Q and ask for a long stand.It's an auld apprentice joke.But watch how the auld workers in there think about it..and then wonder if it might be something new in stock that they haven't seen yet and go and check. Quote
davidg Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 No 1 should be, Take some paracetamol for your headache Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted May 13, 2006 Author Report Posted May 13, 2006 No 1 should be, Take some paracetamol for your headache Tried a Black and Decker drill....it broke. Quote
stowbraeultrano1 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 1/ Lob a cat out of a windae....see if it does land on its feet. hey you cant do that to my wee cat he is black and white i will have you know Quote
stowbraeultrano1 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 No 6. Eat Oggies cat. no.7 steal nombre hat Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted May 14, 2006 Author Report Posted May 14, 2006 no.7 steal nombre hat No 8.Call Oggie a big girl for having a cat in the first place. Quote
stowbraeultrano1 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 No 8.Call Oggie a big girl for having a cat in the first place. hey wee Larz will eat you ya big bawbag Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted May 14, 2006 Author Report Posted May 14, 2006 hey wee Larz will eat you ya big bawbag Probably.Cats feckin hate me.They always bite me. ...I'd droon them aw if a had ma way. Quote
Guest El Nobre Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 (edited) Visit MSN Meet someone Check their age/sex/haircolour See if they've a car Start talking Edited May 14, 2006 by El Nobre Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Posted May 15, 2006 Visit MSN Meet someone Check their age/sex/haircolour See if they've a car Start talking Why would ye need a Car?....admire the Research though. "BIG LOVE...BIG LOVE....." Quote
Mrs SFS Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 1. Visit the M*rt*n website and noise 'em up 2. 3. Drink until the headache becomes a hangover 4. Come ontae these pages and post daft replies to as many threads as pos (a la El Nombre, NSS and especially Toon Saint) 5. Miss out the number two of yer top five Quote
spankin_panda Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 1-count how many tmes m*r*on have just missed promotion and laugh... 2-put jam all over your neighbours door frame and hope ants surround it and creep in. 3-denie all knollege when they come hunting for you!!??!! 4-repeat number 1 again... 5-paintball gun......car.....find neds in white trakies.....you do the maths ... ..... Quote
Svensen Posted May 20, 2006 Report Posted May 20, 2006 I used to bam up the wee jessie fae betterware that comes round the doors by keeping him for ages at the door while I'm looking for the catalogue in the hoose and finally going back and telling him I canne find it. He used to get really pissed off. The way I see it, once that piece of tat comes through my door it's mine and I'm free to wipe my arse with it and hide it in my neighbours back garden. As for the 3 other things to do, I'm stuck. Quote
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