suedehead Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 1. You going out AGAIN?........... 2. Ahm freezing!.......... 3. Ahm starving!............. 4. Ma feet are KILLING me!......... 5. DONT wipe yer knob on the curtains!............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 1. "You never buy me floorz." 2. "You never take me out." 3. "You never let me have the telly control." 4. "You on that studid St Mirren web-site AGAIN". 5. "Is that it...! That was the worst ever, and that saying something, fuxake, hardly worth waking me up for, eh, EH! Pass me the rabbit and get tae f**k ye fat baldy wank." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowbraeultrano1 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 1-i think you love that team more than me 2-what do i want with a half eaten kebab 3-what time do you call this 4-yeah my mum is coming on holiday with us 5 -im not wearing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 1. *tch* sigh* How many times do I have to tell you, no I won’t do it. 2. Because I just won’t, okay? I think it’s disgusting. 3. Look, pal, if you think I’m putting my mouth anywhere near that then think again. 4. What? But why not? You said you enjoy it and it’s the only time I can get moderately satisfied. 5. What do you mean double standards? Do I wipe myself on the curtains? Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 1 - It's raining, ma hair's gonny go frizzy 2 - Are you on that black and white army again 3 - These seats are dirty (when she goes to Love Street) 4 - Did you not hoover today 5 - I told you to get my drink in a tall glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 1/ I should have listened to my mother...yeah like she's the brains of the family...not. 2/ How come they can afford a bigger car than us.Cos you keep rattling the visa..dumbass. ...am gonnae leave it at 2..otherwise I'll be here all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 1. No. Go ahead. Have another beer. (I'll just sit here, sullen with a face like fizz while you 'enjoy' it) 2. I'll be ready to go at 7.00. (add another 30 minutes minimum.) 3. Have you had a good day? (did you tackle all the asinine tasks I asked you to?) 4. That tastes... interesting. (Good for the dining room or bedroom) 5. That sticky stuff's back on the curtains, again! ( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 5. That sticky stuff's back on the curtains, again! ( ) Another is:- Of course I'll go out with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 By the way, here's a true story to show how bloody annoying and fickle some females can be at times. Sitting with my then girlfriend having a chat/debate/argument/being made to feel thoroughly inadequate and she's talking about emotions and how to express them:- Her: “You never tell me you love me.†Me: “Yes I do, I say it loads of times.†Her: “Yes but only if you remember to. Steph’s Alan, he wakes her in the middle of the night to tell her he loves her.†Me: “What, you want me to do that as well then?†Her: “Well it would be a start.†Fast forward several hours to 2am. Me: “Rachael. Rachael. Rachael wake up.†Her: (mumbling) “Mmf. What?†Me: (with a big smile feeling proud of myself) “Just thought I’d tell you that I love you.†Her: (pissed off) “You woke me up for that? Shut up and go back to sleep.†Me: “EH????†Her: “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 By the way, here's a true story to show how bloody annoying and fickle some females can be at times. Sitting with my then girlfriend having a chat/debate/argument/being made to feel thoroughly inadequate and she's talking about emotions and how to express them:- Her: “You never tell me you love me.†Me: “Yes I do, I say it loads of times.†Her: “Yes but only if you remember to. Steph’s Alan, he wakes her in the middle of the night to tell her he loves her.†Me: “What, you want me to do that as well then?†Her: “Well it would be a start.†Fast forward several hours to 2am. Me: “Rachael. Rachael. Rachael wake up.†Her: (mumbling) “Mmf. What?†Me: (with a big smile feeling proud of myself) “Just thought I’d tell you that I love you.†Her: (pissed off) “You woke me up for that? Shut up and go back to sleep.†Me: “EH????†Her: “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz†She was probably pissed off that you were also wiping your knob on the curtains at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Well, there WAS that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 By the way, here's a true story to show how bloody annoying and fickle some females can be at times. Sitting with my then girlfriend having a chat/debate/argument/being made to feel thoroughly inadequate and she's talking about emotions and how to express them:- Her: “You never tell me you love me.†Me: “Yes I do, I say it loads of times.†Her: “Yes but only if you remember to. Steph’s Alan, he wakes her in the middle of the night to tell her he loves her.†Me: “What, you want me to do that as well then?†Her: “Well it would be a start.†Fast forward several hours to 2am. Me: “Rachael. Rachael. Rachael wake up.†Her: (mumbling) “Mmf. What?†Me: (with a big smile feeling proud of myself) “Just thought I’d tell you that I love you.†Her: (pissed off) “You woke me up for that? Shut up and go back to sleep.†Me: “EH????†Her: “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz†Fcuk me,a talking rubber doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Aye. Strange that. I usually only ever hear them say,"Fttttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 You guys slay me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfast crew Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs SFS Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Is that it? Aye, and what's the other four? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfast crew Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Aye, and what's the other four? Iv only had 1 bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs SFS Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Iv only had 1 bird You've had one bird, and the only complaining phrase she's come out with is 'is that it?" Is she still breathing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaponsasaint Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Iv only had 1 bird ones enough, couldnt afford two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintargyll Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 By the way, here's a true story to show how bloody annoying and fickle some females can be at times. Sitting with my then girlfriend having a chat/debate/argument/being made to feel thoroughly inadequate and she's talking about emotions and how to express them:- Her: “You never tell me you love me.†Me: “Yes I do, I say it loads of times.†Her: “Yes but only if you remember to. Steph’s Alan, he wakes her in the middle of the night to tell her he loves her.†Me: “What, you want me to do that as well then?†Her: “Well it would be a start.†Fast forward several hours to 2am. Me: “Rachael. Rachael. Rachael wake up.†Her: (mumbling) “Mmf. What?†Me: (with a big smile feeling proud of myself) “Just thought I’d tell you that I love you.†Her: (pissed off) “You woke me up for that? Shut up and go back to sleep.†Me: “EH????†Her: “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz†i would of phoned up steph at 2am and told her i loved her...piss her right off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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