Top 5 Shags

[mcd54]

1) Three Nuns

2) Golden Virginia

3) Condor Ready Rubbed

4) St. Bruno Flake

5) Old Holburn

[skodasaint]

last 5 gallops way the wife

[santaponsasaint]

last 5 gallops way the wife

WHOS

[davidg]

1 Right hand

2 Left hand

[santaponsasaint]

1 Right hand

2 Left hand

oooohhh ya wanker

[Reidy1987]

1 Right hand

2 Left hand

Beat me to it ya bástard

[davidg]

Beat me to it ya bástard

Been told that by a few females too.

[taxi saint]

Wullie NSS is the biggest wanker on here. His words not mine.

[chingford]

FIVE!

Are you kiddin...!?!?!?

I'm no even 60 yet...

[North Sea Saint]

Wullie NSS is the biggest wanker on here. His words not mine.

AND I DONT DENY IT

[santaponsasaint]

AND I DONT DENY IT

ya self abusing auld chef ye

[HSS]

ya self abusing auld chef ye

He's a Master Baker

[Reidy1987]

Loads of shagging stuff here...

[Wilbur]

3) Condor Ready Rubbed

Wullie's favourite.

[santaponsasaint]

Wullie's favourite.

any shag is wullies fav

[North Sea Saint]

Wullie's favourite.

Here you

[North Sea Saint]

any shag is wullies fav

Aye, fair enough

[chingford]

Shags, Cormorants, there's even the odd penguin in here.

Satisfying enough, surely?

[dmc]

Been told that by a few females too.

[North Sea Saint]

ya self abusing auld chef ye

You calling me a wanker, short hole

[santaponsasaint]

You calling me a wanker, short hole

if the cap fits

[North Sea Saint]

if the cap fits

It does

[skodasaint]

yous two bitchin again

[North Sea Saint]

yous two bitchin again

F'ck aw tae dae you, ya nosey big shyte

[skodasaint]

oh indeed !!!!!