Herbie Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 I wid Would that not be classed as sectarian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 (edited) OK I 'll come clean. I've just washed my hands, and these are the ladies in question. Imogan Stubbs Julia Roberts Cameron Diaz Keira Knightley Veerle Casteleyn When it says on the photie "click to enlarge", it does happen. Edited November 25, 2006 by E=Mc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 When it says on the photie "click to enlarge", it does happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer john Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Well, here are 3 of my faves...... will add the other two when I find images of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Would that not be classed as sectarian? You know me Big Ginge, I'll do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs SFS Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 5. Adriana Lima 4. Tara Reid 3. Kylie 2. Holly Valace 1. Roxanne Pallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Trouble is, those are all too, too boringly predictable. Take last night for example. In a vividly remembered dream featuring "adult content", I was in the menswear department of a large department store, where for some reason the shop assistant, who stood behind a 8 foot high counter looking down at me, was Big Eileen the taxi-controller from Coronation Street. It took longer than expected to process my credit card purchase of jeans and a shirt, so that the shop had shut by the time Big Eileen led me downstairs to the furnishings department where she and I enjoyed a session of mutual carnal pleasure. All very, very strange, and I don't understand any of it. I should add that it thankfully wasn't a "wet" dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are a sick, sick man, Mr. Lees. You need to get yourself some religion, my man, that'll sort you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 1. 7 of 9 (Jeri Ryan) 2. Jane Hill (BBC Newsreader) 3. Barbarella 4. Ingrid Pitt 5. Anne Diamond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
closet saint Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 1. 7 of 9 (Jeri Ryan) 2. Jane Hill (BBC Newsreader) 3. Barbarella 4. Ingrid Pitt 5. Anne Diamond How's the ceramics' in this cauld weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Trouble is, those are all too, too boringly predictable. Speak for yourself, Mr Lees. I've never seen 4 or 5 before and was gratified so to do. Haven't a clue who they are. Nor have I a clue about your tryst-object, Big Eileen. If you had offered an image as SFS so helpfully did, then I would be grateful... btw, if this thread had not already told me where number 1 was featured I'd have been as mystified by her. However, that earlier image of Emma Bunton has to be accepted as 'stunning'. I'm not normally a fan, but that fotie.... ...........PHWWWWOOOOARRR. If I've mis-spelled that word through underuse, I'd not be surprised. Where's Herr Chinnery when ye need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Speak for yourself, Mr Lees. I've never seen 4 or 5 before and was gratified so to do. Haven't a clue who they are. Nor have I a clue about your tryst-object, Big Eileen. If you had offered an image as SFS so helpfully did, then I would be grateful... btw, if this thread had not already told me where number 1 was featured I'd have been as mystified by her. However, that earlier image of Emma Bunton has to be accepted as 'stunning'. I'm not normally a fan, but that fotie.... ...........PHWWWWOOOOARRR. If I've mis-spelled that word through underuse, I'd not be surprised. Where's Herr Chinnery when ye need him? As they say............ beauty is only skin deep. Before and after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Nor have I a clue about your tryst-object, Big Eileen. If you had offered an image as SFS so helpfully did, then I would be grateful... This is she, Chingo : Starange, eh? Perhaps I should stress that I didn't actually shag her - it was just a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Hmmm. Interesting. A bit like Emma Bunton in drag. In ten years time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 The really weird thing is, if had to be an actress from Coronation Street, why couldn't it have been this one? : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Ah. I know that one. Elsie Tanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Bear Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 The really weird thing is, if had to be an actress from Coronation Street, why couldn't it have been this one? : A pregnant woman fetish now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 A pregnant woman fetish now ? Elsie Tanner's pregnant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Elsie Tanner's pregnant? Is she? Wow. Pregnant deid wimming. It was never like that in the auld days... Edited December 1, 2006 by chingford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Starange, eh? Perhaps I should stress that I didn't actually shag her - it was just a dream. Not to sure about that, to the medieval mind such encounters were often a sign of coupling with satanic forces. Wiki clicky. The article is slightly wrong about the Malleus, the book states that an incubus and succubus were two facets of the same demon. See me, see reading too much p1sh. Oh aye, and the correct translation of Malleus Maleficarum is " Hammer of Evil" Edited December 1, 2006 by Tom McB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Oh feck. So Big Eileen's a succubus? How do you explain the 8 foot high counter in the menswear department, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Bear Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I'm scared I'll have dreams of a 12ft John Inman popping up from behind this 8ft menswear department counter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ST SID Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Oh feck. So Big Eileen's a succubus? A succubus....that might finally get people out of their cars and onto public transport. A cheeky wee bj fae a corrie starlet on the number 69 would certainly destress after a tough day at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 A succubus....that might finally get people out of their cars and onto public transport. A cheeky wee bj fae a corrie starlet on the number 69 would certainly destress after a tough day at the office. True.Suspect the bendy bus might not last long though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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