EL NOMBRE Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 1/ Dale "sod the f**k off" Winton 2/ Jade "slapper" Goody 3/ Darren "I must have a big wallaper cos god knows how I got engaged to so many fit wummin" Day 4/ Paul "bloke or burd...who the f**k cares" O'Grady 5/ Richard "yes I am a thieving bastard.... and what aboot it" Madeley ...PISH PISH PISH.... Quote
Thorizaar Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 1. Russell Brand 2. Jordan and Andre 3. Take That (never off TV these days it seems) 4. Sharon Osbourne 5. Anybody from Big Brother. Quote
The Sandman Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 VKM.............. VKM.............. KENNY............... KEVIN THORNE............ BOBBY LASHLEY.................. Quote
Wilbur Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Matt Dawson. Sick seeing him on TV. Feck'n dancing pish, cooking bollox and Q of Sport. Annoying fanny of a man. Quote
Bill Lees Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Matt Dawson. Sick seeing him on TV. Feck'n dancing pish, cooking bollox and Q of Sport. Annoying fanny of a man. Yes, I'll drink to that. There's something about the cut of his jib that I just do not like. Quote
spirit of 77 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Peter Kay-self infatuated, unfunny joke stealer Vernon Kay- vomit inducing interviews and "look at me I'm lovely" prancing Chris Moyles- Believes all the hype cos he comes up with it in the first place That fanny that reads the news next to Jackie Bird, I pass him at the beeb and he is the scottish embodiment of ron burgundy Andy Walker- it's all been said before Do I only get 5? Quote
spirit of 77 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 (edited) Paul o grady - why do grannies love poofs? Noel Edmonds- Insincerity in a (baw) bag, the viewer killing fiend Eamon Holmes- Abusing the privileges offered by widescreen tv Shane ritchie-one post isnt long enough William Shatner- smiled his way through the aftermath of the untimely and somewhat inexplicable death of his spouse. Do I only get 10? And Clarkson, can we have him in the sweepstake as well? Edited December 12, 2006 by spirit of 77 Quote
scottd Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Kate Thornton - total airhead Noel Edmonds - can never be forgiven for Mr.Blobby Vernon Kay - lanky streak of pish Vanessa Feltz - fat munter who talks too much Anyone connected with GMTV (Andrew Castle, Fiona Phillips et al) - taking TV to new vacuous depths every morning. Quote
skodasaint Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 andy walker on scotsport totally oot o place there that other c**t is it grant stoat ???? a bawbag n awe joe the price is right pasquali or however ye spell it tam (hope motherwell are worse n us at the end o the season )cowan wank !!! paul (pumping his two dugs) o'grady Quote
Sideshow Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Andy Walker (for obvious reasons) Stuart (The Fake Saint) Cosgrove Gerry (The voice of a football) McNee Andy (I know everything about football) Gray AND Graeme (The Herald) Spiers. Quote
Mrs SFS Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 1 Paul O'Grady 2 Sharon Osborne 3 Vanessa Feltz 4 Russell Brand 5 Cnut from Soccer AM, no Helen Chamberlain, the other wan(k) There are many more, but these five spring to mind because they're all so far up their own arses and seriously lacking in talent. Quote
Thorizaar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Kate Thornton - total airhead Belive it or not, she isn't, despite the impression you might get watching X Factor. As well as previously editing magazines, she has also co-written biographies and most notably written sociological studies on musical subcultures. These works are actually used as reference texts in Universities across the land! Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Posted December 13, 2006 Belive it or not, she isn't, despite the impression you might get watching X Factor. As well as previously editing magazines, she has also co-written biographies and most notably written sociological studies on musical subcultures. These works are actually used as reference texts in Universities across the land! She'd get it though..eh? Quote
scottd Posted December 13, 2006 Report Posted December 13, 2006 Belive it or not, she isn't, despite the impression you might get watching X Factor. As well as previously editing magazines, she has also co-written biographies and most notably written sociological studies on musical subcultures. These works are actually used as reference texts in Universities across the land! Shock news from the BBC, Stephen Hawking to present the next series of 'Strictly Come Dancing' Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Peter Kay-self infatuated, unfunny joke stealer Vernon Kay- vomit inducing interviews and "look at me I'm lovely" prancing Chris Moyles- Believes all the hype cos he comes up with it in the first place That fanny that reads the news next to Jackie Bird, I pass him at the beeb and he is the scottish embodiment of ron burgundy Andy Walker- it's all been said before Do I only get 5? Of the Scottish newsreader I can't be sure. Don't really bother with those kind of folk. The other four, though; spot fúcking on! Quote
buddieup Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 1. Andy Walker 2. Dale Winton 3. they CBBC presenters 4. George Galloway when hes on spreading his indificitability pish 5. Anne Robinson - plastic face and not funny Quote
Mrs SFS Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 1. Andy Walker 2. Dale Winton 3. they CBBC presenters 4. George Galloway when hes on spreading his indificitability pish 5. Anne Robinson - plastic face and not funny Easy for you to say... Anyhow GG has got to be admired for getting it right up the USA. Quote
EL NOMBRE Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Posted December 15, 2006 Easy for you to say... Anyhow GG has got to be admired for getting it right up the USA. Aye...ye have to give him that one.He tore them up fur arse paper. ..Thing is the yanks will have 'im...they won't rest till they've got him bang to rights now. Quote
mcd54 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 1) Simon Amstell 2) Andy Gray 3) Alan Hansen 4) Tim Lovejoy 5) Richard Hammond Quote
Aquay Saint Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 1. Pete f**k*n Docherty -Talentless junkie bastdrd famous for shagging a stick insect of a burd and getting caught with drugs. 2. Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne - never been and has been 3. Ant and Dec - two Geordie feckwits with nae obvious talent 4. Anybody on a reality TV show 5. Russel Brand - check out his hair, enough said. Quote
North Sea Saint Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Vanessa Feltz - fat munter who talks too much She'd still f'cken get it though Quote
Mrs SFS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 She'd still f'cken get it though No fae me, she widnae. She's a fat minger. Quote
scottd Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 She'd still f'cken get it though Your standards are sinking by the minute. Quote
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 Your standards are sinking by the minute. It's not his standards he's bothered about sinking.... Quote
shull Posted December 19, 2006 Report Posted December 19, 2006 She'd still f'cken get it though Ffs NSS !!! I'd expect that statement near the end of your 3 week shift. Not on your first night. Get a grip !!! Quote
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