Love Street Central Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 High Street - what a dump Town Councillors - twats Traffic wardens - sneaky No decent shops - Paisley Centre - ffs Leisure suited Neds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svensen Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1 - One Way System 2 - Pedestrianised High St. 3 - Bams 4 - Pishy Shops 5 - Pishy Pubs & Clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1/ Too many wee dudes who talk out of one nostril...and think it makes them sound hard 2/ Canal St station...cancel trains all the time..does my head in 3/ More buses than a Reg Varny nightmare 4/ They concrete maltesers at the Taxi Rank...what the hell are they all about? 5/ We seem to be inundated with planks who have a "wee soft spot for St.Mirren.." but who never actually part with any dough and attend a game.Steel toe-cap boots were invented to be used on these feckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintargyll Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1.doorman at pub...yir no gettin in yir too ugly....bastards 2.doorman at next pub...yir no gettin in yir too ugly....double bastards 3.doorman at next pub...yir no gettin in yir too ugly...triple bastards 4.doorman at first pub....f**k off i told ye 5.bastard taxi drivers that drive past ye.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1. Er... naw... sorry.... The weather, mibbe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1. Too close to Soap Dodge City 2. Too many OF wankers 3. That you can't put it in your suitcase and take it with you on holiday 4. Too many Weegie punters that turn up begging 5. Town Coucil. Tossbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 1. People who are born and bred in Paisley and support the Old Firm. 2. C*rrs Pie Hut 3. Admission prices at St Mirren Park. 4. Paisley pubs who don't allow St Mirren colours in their establishments. 5. Tr*ffic W*rdens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
closet saint Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 That fawkin welsh traffic warden The chinese takeaway at Harvies usually gives me the runs Late night taxi driver horns when I'm asleep Polis screaming along at 70, in a 30 zone, that would do you at 36mph Third world condition footpaths Nearly a non pc top 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 (edited) people who play for St.Mirren and behave like arseholes. People who support St.Mirren and behave like arseholes people who defend people who play for St.Mirren who behave like arseholes. people who defend people who support St.Mirren and behave like arseholes Arseholes ( see above) Edited January 27, 2007 by ped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
closet saint Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 people who play for St.Mirren and behave like arseholes. People who support St.Mirren and behave like arseholes people who defend people who play for St.Mirren who behave like arseholes. people who defend people who support St.Mirren and behave like arseholes Arseholes ( see above) Fell oot wae some body lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Fell oot wae some body lately? NOT A WHOLE BODY - JUST SOME ARSEHOLE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs SFS Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 1. Too many OF fans, most of which don't attend games. 2. Town Councillors. 3. Nasal-voiced Neds. 4. Closed shops in the High Street. 5. Paisley pubs which bar St Mirren colours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 1. too many weegies or weegie minded f**kers now live in the town. 2. town is filthy (people treat it like a bin) 3. traffic system is f**king loopy 4. no pride in being a buddie 5. the knowledge that weegieland has swallowed us whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkL Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 1. Bams and neds everywhere! 2. The shops are pathetic! 3. Too many Old Firm fans 4. The taxi rank at Gilmour Street is a magnet for trouble! 5. The High Street is an ugly mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaponsasaint Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Neds Neds Neds Neds & Neds enough said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 1. The **** Shop 2. The **** Shop 3. The **** Shop 4. The **** Shop 5. The **** Shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Walker Laird - utter fannies 2. JJB Sports or whatever devil incarnate demands to be burnt at the post 3. Old Grammarian boo boys - with beards or BBC contracts to play Dr f'k'n Who....what a f'k'n embarrassment. 4. Bishopton - and fannies like Chic Young 5. When the wind blows from north west west and we get a blast of port wegie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkL Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 4. Bishopton - and fannies like Chic Young I lived in Bishopton all my life ST SID and I can assure you that's it not in Paisley Chic Young's not from Bishopton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 1 - Neds. 2 - Fegs. 3 - Folk fae Johnstone on a trip to the Toon o' Paisley. 4 - Shit shops. 5 - Students with hoity-toity accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qarsaan Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 1. The weather. (Dark, cold, damp, windy, etc.) 2. The litter. 3. Bar closing times. 4. High prices. (Yes, Paisley is expensive.) 5. The airport departure lounge. It was nice to be home last weekend. Despite the foregoing, I love the place. Can't wait to get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 1) Greenock traffic cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I lived in Bishopton all my life ST SID and I can assure you that's it not in Paisley Chic Young's not from Bishopton Apologies Mark, I shagged a baldy burd with a gold goatie and a *** scarf who claimed to be Chic's maw in her hoose in Bishopton, hence the confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Apologies Mark, I shagged a baldy burd with a gold goatie and a *** scarf who claimed to be Chic's maw in her hoose in Bishopton, hence the confusion. So did I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 So did I Did we no share a taxi hame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Did we no share a taxi hame? I think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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