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Polly Walker is top totty...she has ben titilating viewing for years....a little like Anne Diamond. :)

Liked it last night on Rome when she said with quite a bit of venom, "I don't give a fúck WHAT the priests say". Keep up with the filth, baby! :D

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You know... in my innocent derangement, I googled that phrase...

You mean this never came up...???

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes,

My girl's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day,

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights.

Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about mud flaps,

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

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You mean this never came up...???

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes,

My girl's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day,

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights.

Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about mud flaps,

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom,

Big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes

My girl's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

That should get tae the top of the charts :lol:

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I'll torpedo this thinker please............post-3667-1185453965_thumb.jpg

I was giving this one some thought as well, she struck me as the office lady type in a 70s soft core movie with those glasses.

then I saw her reporting the floods minus the specs, what a midden, very masculine and large facialfeatures, amazing what a good pairof gregory pecks can do

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I was giving this one some thought as well, she struck me as the office lady type in a 70s soft core movie with those glasses.

then I saw her reporting the floods minus the specs, what a midden, very masculine and large facialfeatures, amazing what a good pairof gregory pecks can do

That's a tad harsh. She'd still get it. :P

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