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Top 5 Fat Lasses


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USA Chubbies:

1. Linda Cardellini - played Velma in the ScoobyDoo movies

2. Katey Sagal - Married with Children

3. Amanda Bearse - Neighbour in Married with Children

4. Nia Vardolos - Big Fat Greek Wedding

5. Courtney Cox - even in the fat suit! :P

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A'coorse ah love ye darlin

Ye're a bloody tap notch burd.

An' when ah say ye're gorgeous

Ah mean iv'ry single word.

So yer bum is oan the big side

ah don't mind a bit o flab.

It means that when am pumpin you

There's somethin there tae grab.

So yer belly isny flat nae mare

Ah tell ye ah don't care

So long as when a cuddle ye

I cin get ma erms roon there.

Nae wummin that is your age,

Has nice roon perky breasts.

They jist gave it to gravity,

Bit i knew ye did yer best.

Ah'm tellin you the truth noo,

Ah never tell ye lies

Ah think it's very sexy

Thit yae got dimples on yer thighs.

Ah swerr on ma grannies grave noo

The moment thit we met.

Ah thocht ye were as gid as

ah wis gonnae get.

Nae matter whit ye look like

Ah'll always love ye dear.

Noo shut up while the fitba's on

An' get another beer.-)) :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Brilliant...if only they'd put that in a 99p anniversary card. :lol:

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